[A]Oh the shoes that I [D]wear, cost [F#m]nine cents an [Bm]hour,
Which [E]ain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm [A]there,
They re[D]tire when they're [F#m]twenty, with a [Bm]house on a fjord,
And [E]when they're out of [E]money they just [E]go and get some [A]more,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [A]all the Chi[D]nese hit the [F#m]brakes at one [Bm]time,
The [E]whole goddamn [E]planet, would [E]stop on a [A]dime,
The [D]one side would [F#m]burn up, and the [Bm]other side would [Bm]freeze,
So if [E]you feel the need to [E]pity someone [E]you can pity [A]me.
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And the [A]moral of this [D]story is [F#m]perfectly [Bm]clear,
While [E]one guy walks the [E]other sits on [E]daddy's lap and [A]steers,
The [D]one cup's made of [F#m]silver and the [Bm]other's made of [Bm]clay,
The [E]rich don't ever [E]seem to know they're [E]rich any[A]way,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [A]we all bred [D]ponies or sailed [F#m]boats across the [Bm]sea,
[E]Imagine for a [E]minute what a [E]mess that would [A]be,
Cause [D]who would drive the [F#m]garbage trucks, and [Bm]who would sing the [Bm]blues,
And [E]how could guys like [E]me afford, to [E]buy a pair of [A]shoes,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
Which [E]ain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm [A]there,
They re[D]tire when they're [F#m]twenty, with a [Bm]house on a fjord,
And [E]when they're out of [E]money they just [E]go and get some [A]more,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [A]all the Chi[D]nese hit the [F#m]brakes at one [Bm]time,
The [E]whole goddamn [E]planet, would [E]stop on a [A]dime,
The [D]one side would [F#m]burn up, and the [Bm]other side would [Bm]freeze,
So if [E]you feel the need to [E]pity someone [E]you can pity [A]me.
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And the [A]moral of this [D]story is [F#m]perfectly [Bm]clear,
While [E]one guy walks the [E]other sits on [E]daddy's lap and [A]steers,
The [D]one cup's made of [F#m]silver and the [Bm]other's made of [Bm]clay,
The [E]rich don't ever [E]seem to know they're [E]rich any[A]way,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [A]we all bred [D]ponies or sailed [F#m]boats across the [Bm]sea,
[E]Imagine for a [E]minute what a [E]mess that would [A]be,
Cause [D]who would drive the [F#m]garbage trucks, and [Bm]who would sing the [Bm]blues,
And [E]how could guys like [E]me afford, to [E]buy a pair of [A]shoes,
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
And if [D]you think it [F#m]though you'll [Bm]find as I've [Bm]found,
There just [E]ain't enough pussy [E]heaven to go [A]round.
