Transcribed by Owen Marriott [me@owenm.co.uk]
E/F# - [202100]
B7 - [7978(10)7]
I [E]must ad[B]mit I [C#m]find it [A]funny
But I [E]might have [B]known she?d [C#m]find it [A]dumb
The [E]air ho[B]stess and the [C#m]blow-up [A]dummy
[E]I?m in [B]stitches and she?s [C#m]twiddling her [A]thumbs
She [D]ha[Dsus4]sn?t l[D]aughed [A]once
[Play E B C#m A through twice]
She thinks there?s [E]something [B]wrong with my [C#m]sense of h[A]umour
And I [E]think there?s s[B]omething [C#m]wrong with [A]hers
[E]Once upon a [B]time she was [C#m]easily [A]amused
But now I [E]think that [B]joke might be [C#m]getting [A]worse
It was [D]fu[Dsus4]nny at[D] f[A]irst[E][E/F#][A][C][D]
I?m [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands
[E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance
But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance
She [E]never gets a kick [A]out of my [B]punchlines
[Play E B C#m A through twice]
I [E]saw her [B]smiling during [C#m]Gilligan?s [A]Island
[E]I suspec[B]t sar[C#m]castically[A]
De[E]spite mysel[B]f, I?m b[C#m]eside my[A]self
My [E]sides are [B]splitting but [C#m]so is [A]she
She?s [D]la[Dsus4]ughing[D] at [A]me[E][E/F#][A][C][D]
I?m [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands
[E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance
But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance
She only [E]ever gets a [A]kick out of my [B]punchlines
[B7]Sometimes
[instrumental break]
[E] [B]
[B] [C#m]
[F#m] [A]
[A] [B]
[C] [D]
[E]Give me half a [A]chance....
[E]Give me half a [A]chance....
[E]Give me half a [A]chance.... [C][D]
[to end]
E/F# - [202100]
B7 - [7978(10)7]
I [E]must ad[B]mit I [C#m]find it [A]funny
But I [E]might have [B]known she?d [C#m]find it [A]dumb
The [E]air ho[B]stess and the [C#m]blow-up [A]dummy
[E]I?m in [B]stitches and she?s [C#m]twiddling her [A]thumbs
She [D]ha[Dsus4]sn?t l[D]aughed [A]once
[Play E B C#m A through twice]
She thinks there?s [E]something [B]wrong with my [C#m]sense of h[A]umour
And I [E]think there?s s[B]omething [C#m]wrong with [A]hers
[E]Once upon a [B]time she was [C#m]easily [A]amused
But now I [E]think that [B]joke might be [C#m]getting [A]worse
It was [D]fu[Dsus4]nny at[D] f[A]irst[E][E/F#][A][C][D]
I?m [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands
[E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance
But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance
She [E]never gets a kick [A]out of my [B]punchlines
[Play E B C#m A through twice]
I [E]saw her [B]smiling during [C#m]Gilligan?s [A]Island
[E]I suspec[B]t sar[C#m]castically[A]
De[E]spite mysel[B]f, I?m b[C#m]eside my[A]self
My [E]sides are [B]splitting but [C#m]so is [A]she
She?s [D]la[Dsus4]ughing[D] at [A]me[E][E/F#][A][C][D]
I?m [E]over[A]joyed when she [F#m]under[B]stands
[E]I could make her ch[A]uckle if she [F#m]gave me half a [B]chance
But the [E]most she ever [A]gives me is a [F#m]second [B]glance
She only [E]ever gets a [A]kick out of my [B]punchlines
[B7]Sometimes
[instrumental break]
[E] [B]
[B] [C#m]
[F#m] [A]
[A] [B]
[C] [D]
[E]Give me half a [A]chance....
[E]Give me half a [A]chance....
[E]Give me half a [A]chance.... [C][D]
[to end]
