[E]
I've been known to drink a beer or t[B]wo.
And I can handle whiskey ninety pr[E]oof.
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, cham[A]pagne to cabernet.
But I cro[B]ssed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
[E]
I might end up in a Tijuana j[B]ail.
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a v[E]eil
Cannonball into a neighbour's pool wit[A]hout a stitch of clothes.
But by the e[B]nd of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some espanol
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
[A] [A] [E] [B]
I'll be g[C#m]lad to pour for all y[A]ou senor[E]itas.
I'd ra[C#m]ther taste sa[A]lty kiss than have a s[B]ip of your margarita.
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
It's f[D]our tequila, f[A]ive tequila, s[B]ix tequila, do[E]or.
[E]Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.
I've been known to drink a beer or t[B]wo.
And I can handle whiskey ninety pr[E]oof.
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, cham[A]pagne to cabernet.
But I cro[B]ssed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
[E]
I might end up in a Tijuana j[B]ail.
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a v[E]eil
Cannonball into a neighbour's pool wit[A]hout a stitch of clothes.
But by the e[B]nd of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some espanol
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
[A] [A] [E] [B]
I'll be g[C#m]lad to pour for all y[A]ou senor[E]itas.
I'd ra[C#m]ther taste sa[A]lty kiss than have a s[B]ip of your margarita.
'Cause with o[E]ne tequila, it's br[A]ing on the salt and lime.
With two tequ[B]ilas the whole bar's a friend of m[E]ine.
But with th[E]ree tequilas my l[A]egs don't work no more.
Yeah it's o[D]ne tequila, t[A]wo tequila, th[B]ree tequila, fl[E]oor.
It's f[D]our tequila, f[A]ive tequila, s[B]ix tequila, do[E]or.
[E]Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.
