Chord/Tab song: No Man Alive

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There's [Am]no man alive that's w[G]hat I n[Am]eed
So give me a man that [G]I can br[Em]eathe
There's [Am]no man alive that has w[G]hat I w[Am]ant
So give me a man that [G]I can h[Em]aunt
G[Am]ive me a static-free c[G]ellular l[Am]ine
So I can call him a[G]ll of the t[Em]ime
G[Am]ive me a shimmering a[G]stral c[Am]ord
So I can be there when h[G]e's with his w[Em]hore

[F]I feel it c[Am]ome again
The f[F]eeling t[Am]hat I love
A[F]nd that I k[Am]now will end

(And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again)
[F]I feel it c[Am]ome again
The f[F]eeling t[Am]hat I love
A[F]nd that I k[Am]now will end

There's [Am]no man alive that [G]I can't dec[Am]eive
So give me a man who's cr[G]ueller than [Em]me
There's [Am]no man alive that [G]I can't dest[Am]roy
So give me a man who'll be f[G]irst to dep[Em]loy
G[Am]ive me a static-free c[G]ellular l[Am]ine
So I can connect to him a[G]ll of the t[Em]ime
G[Am]ive me a sparkling a[G]stral c[Am]ord
So I can be there when [G]he is no m[Em]ore