Verse 1
[A]You call me up i[B#m]n the mornings
[D]We?ll stay on the phone [E]until dawning
[A]You tell me secr[D]ets I ac[E]tually k[A]eep
[A]You call me up a[B#m]round noon and
[D]Bring me all the good go[E]ssip
[A]You hold my head[D] when I throw up[E]
[A]I hold your hand when you weep
Bridge
And we t[D]alk about friends
[E]And we talk about records
[D]Talk about life
[E]And we?ll talk about death
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks, dance in[D] the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals, [D]dance, dance
No men ever real[E]ly dance like this
Chorus
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A] [D] [E] [A]
Damn! [E]I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A] [D] [E]
Damn! I wish I w[A]as, so I c[D]ould fa[E]ll in love with you
Verse 2
[A]You call me up in the ev[B#m]enings
[D]And tell me what they di[E]d this time
[A]No matter what, [D]I?m by you[E]r side[A]
[A]When it?s raining, we?ll go to t[B#m]he video store
[A]We even like the same mo[E]vies
[A]No damn jedis o[D]r hobbits[E], this time![A]
[D]And you laugh at my jokes
[E]And I laugh at your jokes
[D]And I even like the birt[E]hday presents you get me
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks
[D]Dance in the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals
[D]Let?s dance, dance
No men e[E]ver really dance like this
Chorus
[A]Why don?[D]t, why d[E]on?t I fall? X2
[A] [D] [E] [A][D]
W[E]hy don?t I just fall in love with you?
[A]You call me up i[B#m]n the mornings
[D]We?ll stay on the phone [E]until dawning
[A]You tell me secr[D]ets I ac[E]tually k[A]eep
[A]You call me up a[B#m]round noon and
[D]Bring me all the good go[E]ssip
[A]You hold my head[D] when I throw up[E]
[A]I hold your hand when you weep
Bridge
And we t[D]alk about friends
[E]And we talk about records
[D]Talk about life
[E]And we?ll talk about death
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks, dance in[D] the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals, [D]dance, dance
No men ever real[E]ly dance like this
Chorus
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A] [D] [E] [A]
Damn! [E]I wish I was, and that you were, too (that you were too)
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A]Damn! I wish I was a les[D]bian[E]
[A] [D] [E]
Damn! I wish I w[A]as, so I c[D]ould fa[E]ll in love with you
Verse 2
[A]You call me up in the ev[B#m]enings
[D]And tell me what they di[E]d this time
[A]No matter what, [D]I?m by you[E]r side[A]
[A]When it?s raining, we?ll go to t[B#m]he video store
[A]We even like the same mo[E]vies
[A]No damn jedis o[D]r hobbits[E], this time![A]
[D]And you laugh at my jokes
[E]And I laugh at your jokes
[D]And I even like the birt[E]hday presents you get me
[D]And we dance in the living room
[E]Dance on the sidewalks
[D]Dance in the movies
[E]Dance at the festivals
[D]Let?s dance, dance
No men e[E]ver really dance like this
Chorus
[A]Why don?[D]t, why d[E]on?t I fall? X2
[A] [D] [E] [A][D]
W[E]hy don?t I just fall in love with you?
