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[E]Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of [F#m]very fancy pants that Mr. [B]Fancy Pants will wear
When [E]everybody?s marching in the fancy [E/D]pants pa[C#7]rade
He?s [F#m]gonna pass the [B]test
He?s [F#m]gonna be the [B]best
The [F#m]best in [B]terms of [E]pants[B7][E]
You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause [F#m]even though you have a hundred [B]pants you want some more
When [E]suddenly you see the greatest pants you?ve [E/D]ever [C#7]seen
And [F#m]even though you [B]know
It?s gonna [F#m]cost a lot of [B]dough
You [F#m]have to have the [B]world?s best [E]pants[B7][E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
The [Dm(maj7)]whole world [Dm6]knows
It?s [Dm(maj7)]only [Dm6]clothes
And [Cmaj7]deep in[C]side
He?s [Esus4/B]sad[B7]
They [E]make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You [F#m]thought you had some fancy pants and [B]now you know it?s true
You [E]look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the [E/D]trophy [C#7]high
[F#m]Everybody [B]cheers
While he?s [F#m]blinking back the [B]tears
He d[F#m]oesn?t even [B]have the best [E]pants[B7][E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
It?s [Dm(maj7)]all he [Dm6]had
But [Dm(maj7)]don?t feel [Dm6]bad
He?d [Cmaj7]do the [C]same
To [Esus4/B]you[B7]
[E]Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of [F#m]very fancy pants that Mr. [B]Fancy Pants will wear
When [E]everybody?s marching in the fancy [E/D]pants pa[C#7]rade
He?s [F#m]gonna pass the [B]test
He?s [F#m]gonna be the [B]best
The [F#m]best in [B]terms of [E]pants[B7][E]
You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause [F#m]even though you have a hundred [B]pants you want some more
When [E]suddenly you see the greatest pants you?ve [E/D]ever [C#7]seen
And [F#m]even though you [B]know
It?s gonna [F#m]cost a lot of [B]dough
You [F#m]have to have the [B]world?s best [E]pants[B7][E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
The [Dm(maj7)]whole world [Dm6]knows
It?s [Dm(maj7)]only [Dm6]clothes
And [Cmaj7]deep in[C]side
He?s [Esus4/B]sad[B7]
They [E]make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You [F#m]thought you had some fancy pants and [B]now you know it?s true
You [E]look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the [E/D]trophy [C#7]high
[F#m]Everybody [B]cheers
While he?s [F#m]blinking back the [B]tears
He d[F#m]oesn?t even [B]have the best [E]pants[B7][E]
[A]Say a little [Bdim/A]prayer for Mr. [A]Fancy Pants[Bdim/A]
It?s [Dm(maj7)]all he [Dm6]had
But [Dm(maj7)]don?t feel [Dm6]bad
He?d [Cmaj7]do the [C]same
To [Esus4/B]you[B7]
