Chord/Tab song: Middle Age Crazy

(Intro) C G Am G F Dm Am G.... X2
T[C]oday he traded his big '98 auto[F]mobile
He got a heck of a d[Dm]eal on a new Porsche c[C]ar[G]
H[C]e ain't wearing his usual grey business [F]suit
He's got jeans and high bo[Dm]ots with an embroidered s[C]tar

And t[Em]oday he's forty years old, going on tw[F]enty
Don't [Em]look for the grey in his hair 'cause he ain't g[F]ot any
He's got a young thing beside him that just melts in his h[C]and
He's m[Dm]iddle aged crazy, tr[G]ying to prove he still c[C]an

C G Am G F Dm Am G.... X2

He's [C]gotta a woman he's loved for a long, long time at h[F]ome
Ah, but the thrill is all g[Dm]one when they cut down the li[C]ghts[G]
Th[C]ey've got a business that they spent a while coming b[F]y
Been a long uphill cl[Dm]imb but now the profits are h[C]igh

But t[Em]oday he's forty years old, going on t[F]wenty
And he [Em]hears of sordid affairs and he ain't had [F]any
And the young thing beside him, you know she unders[C]tands
That he's mi[Dm]ddle aged crazy, tr[G]ying to prove he still c[C]an

C G Am G F Dm Am G.... (Repeat and fade out)