Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
INTRO:
C C C C F F F G (x3)
[C] [C] [C] [C] [F]
[F]Dumb Kid, [F]Dumb Kid, [G]Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
[C]I'm not [C]stalking you, I'm [C]walking in [C]front of you
But [F]you're screa[F]ming[F][G]
And [C]I'm not [C]grabbing you, or [C]slapping the [C]ass of you
But [F]I'm drea[F]ming[F][G]
Cause [C]I like girls in [C]Trackies, I don't [C]know why they just [C]grab me
And I [F]like how you stand [F]up, I [F]like how you stand [G]up
[C]I'm not that [C]weird, I don't [C]have a girl or [C]beard
And I'm [F]so fed [F]up, [F]so fed [G]up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
I wasn't [Am]really gonna [G]get a tattoo [Em]of your name on [Am]my arm
Cause I [Am]don't have that much [G]money I can [Em]spend, I can [Am]spend
No matter [Am]how much porn I [G]download, I will [Em]always think of [Am]you
And [Am]I will be ob[G]sessed til the [Em]end, til the [Am]end
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G (x2)
VERSE 2:
[C]I'm not a [C]wanker, well I [C]used to be, but I'm [C]not anymore
Cause it [F]makes me [F]tired[F][G]
And [C]I'm glad you're [C]happy, but [C]if my love gets [C]crappy
And I'm [F]glad you're ad[F]mired[F][G]
And I [C]know I'm imma[C]ture, I won't [C]stalk you any[C]more
I'm a [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [G]dumb kid
And [C]I'm not for[C]getting you, I'm [C]just not gonna [C]hit on you.
I'm [F]sexually re[F]tarded.[F][G]
INTERLUDE:
[C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F] [F] [G]
PRE-CHORUS 2:
[Am]Speaking of [G]jacking, I was [Em]doing it to[Am]day
But then I [Am]quit so I'd last [G]longer, and you [Em]wouldn't laugh at [Am]me
[Am]I'm one of those [G]guys, I can't let [Em]go and accept [Am]loathing
Cause I've [Am]got quite an ad[G]dictive perso[Em]nali[Am]ty.
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
SOLO:
Am G Em Am (x4)
PRE-CHORUS 3:
I'm not [Am]saying we were [G]gonna bang, but [Em]it would have been [Am]quite nice
And I [Am]would have liked it [G]more, than the [Em]best thing in the [Am]world
[Am]You're not the [G]first I've done a [Em]song about, [Am]trust me.
I'm [Am]really not that [G]weird, I just [Em]get obsessed with [A]girls!
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! (My balls are cold)
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou![C]
BRIDGE:
I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[Dm]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed
I'm ob[G]sessed, I'm ob[F]sessed
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
(x2)
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
------------------------------
INTRO:
C C C C F F F G (x3)
[C] [C] [C] [C] [F]
[F]Dumb Kid, [F]Dumb Kid, [G]Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
[C]I'm not [C]stalking you, I'm [C]walking in [C]front of you
But [F]you're screa[F]ming[F][G]
And [C]I'm not [C]grabbing you, or [C]slapping the [C]ass of you
But [F]I'm drea[F]ming[F][G]
Cause [C]I like girls in [C]Trackies, I don't [C]know why they just [C]grab me
And I [F]like how you stand [F]up, I [F]like how you stand [G]up
[C]I'm not that [C]weird, I don't [C]have a girl or [C]beard
And I'm [F]so fed [F]up, [F]so fed [G]up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
I wasn't [Am]really gonna [G]get a tattoo [Em]of your name on [Am]my arm
Cause I [Am]don't have that much [G]money I can [Em]spend, I can [Am]spend
No matter [Am]how much porn I [G]download, I will [Em]always think of [Am]you
And [Am]I will be ob[G]sessed til the [Em]end, til the [Am]end
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G (x2)
VERSE 2:
[C]I'm not a [C]wanker, well I [C]used to be, but I'm [C]not anymore
Cause it [F]makes me [F]tired[F][G]
And [C]I'm glad you're [C]happy, but [C]if my love gets [C]crappy
And I'm [F]glad you're ad[F]mired[F][G]
And I [C]know I'm imma[C]ture, I won't [C]stalk you any[C]more
I'm a [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [F]dumb kid, [G]dumb kid
And [C]I'm not for[C]getting you, I'm [C]just not gonna [C]hit on you.
I'm [F]sexually re[F]tarded.[F][G]
INTERLUDE:
[C] [C] [C] [C] [F] [F] [F] [G]
PRE-CHORUS 2:
[Am]Speaking of [G]jacking, I was [Em]doing it to[Am]day
But then I [Am]quit so I'd last [G]longer, and you [Em]wouldn't laugh at [Am]me
[Am]I'm one of those [G]guys, I can't let [Em]go and accept [Am]loathing
Cause I've [Am]got quite an ad[G]dictive perso[Em]nali[Am]ty.
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
SOLO:
Am G Em Am (x4)
PRE-CHORUS 3:
I'm not [Am]saying we were [G]gonna bang, but [Em]it would have been [Am]quite nice
And I [Am]would have liked it [G]more, than the [Em]best thing in the [Am]world
[Am]You're not the [G]first I've done a [Em]song about, [Am]trust me.
I'm [Am]really not that [G]weird, I just [Em]get obsessed with [A]girls!
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to! (My balls are cold)
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou![C]
BRIDGE:
I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed, I'm ob[Dm]sessed, I'm ob[C]sessed
I'm ob[G]sessed, I'm ob[F]sessed
CHORUS:
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I'd do [G]anything you [F]tell me [C]to!
Ma[C]xine, Ma[C]xine! You're [Dm]bloody obsc[C]ene!
And I [C]can't stop [G]thinking of y[C]ou!
(x2)
