Chord/Tab song: If We Were Gay

(Intro)
[Am] [G] [C] [D]
[Am] [G] [C] [F]
[Am] [G] [C] [D]
[F] [D] [G] [E]
(Verse)
A [Am]newborn deer runs[G] through a field
A [C]rainbow shines from [D]heaven
A [Am]child's smile lights[G] up the room[C]
As Brian blows a dude[F]

A [Am]star shoots in from[G] outer space
A [C]puppy licks its [D]mother
A [F]ray of sunlight[C] through the trees[G]
As Brian licks a sack[E]

[Am]There would be no[G] sadness
If [C]we were super [D]gay
Just [Am]unicorns and [G]magic
If [C]we were super [F]gay

[Am]We would all be fl[G]ying
On a [C]tasteful pink d[D]uvet
But mostly [F]Brian[C]
(Woah-oh, woah-o[G]h)[E]

Mostly Brian's gay

[Am]Oh, oh, [G]ohhhh (Brian's gay[C])
Oh oh ohhhh [D]oh oh ohhh oh o[Am]hhh
Here's a list of [G]things that[C] Brian likes to suc[F]k

[Am]Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, [G]dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, [C]dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, [D]BALLS!
[Am]Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, [G]dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, [C]dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, [F]Balls! One! Two! Balls!

[Am]Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, [G]your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
[C]your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, [D]balls!
My balls and [Am]dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dic[G]k, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh sht!