Outside Goldsmit[G]h's coughing up bloo[C]d[G]
Turner Prize judge gasps "[D]Christ that's [G]good:
Leave it as it is, it'll [C]get first [G]place
We'll call it 'A full shift [D]at the coal [G]face'".
Oh well you're [C]neither a [G]Stuckist or a [D7]Y B [G]A
And you're no [C]longer a [G]miner [D7]as of to[G]day.
Praise for the wardens [C]ready to [G]fine
Anyone caught saying '[D]graphic de[G]sign'
Rag mag seller said [C]I'd be in [G]pleats
Only when he'd been [D]cleaned from the [G]streets.
Oh I could [C]squeeze my [G]lemon 'til my [D7]blues went a[G]way
If [C]I had poss[G]ession over [D7]Pancake [G]Day.
Give a phil[C]osophy [G]student a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade
And [C]he will [G]say 'is this a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?'
And '[C]if so, [G]why is it a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?'
And[C] after a [G]while[D7] he'll die of [G]thirst.
Turner Prize judge gasps "[D]Christ that's [G]good:
Leave it as it is, it'll [C]get first [G]place
We'll call it 'A full shift [D]at the coal [G]face'".
Oh well you're [C]neither a [G]Stuckist or a [D7]Y B [G]A
And you're no [C]longer a [G]miner [D7]as of to[G]day.
Praise for the wardens [C]ready to [G]fine
Anyone caught saying '[D]graphic de[G]sign'
Rag mag seller said [C]I'd be in [G]pleats
Only when he'd been [D]cleaned from the [G]streets.
Oh I could [C]squeeze my [G]lemon 'til my [D7]blues went a[G]way
If [C]I had poss[G]ession over [D7]Pancake [G]Day.
Give a phil[C]osophy [G]student a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade
And [C]he will [G]say 'is this a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?'
And '[C]if so, [G]why is it a [D7]glass of lime[G]ade?'
And[C] after a [G]while[D7] he'll die of [G]thirst.
