Alan Jackson - If French Fries Were Fat Free
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[D]INT[A]RO[E][A]
Well [A]I made a [E]mess of my [A]life,
Each time I went [E]left, I shoulda gone [A]right.
And [D]love's no exception to this [A]rule,[F#m]
'Cos [B7]I turned around and I lost [E]you.
Now [A]I'm feelin' [E]lonesome and [A]blue,
Just the [E]way I'd ex[A]pect to.
But there's some [D]things that I could use
To help me [A]deal with this a[F#m]buse;
If [A]french fries were fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
If [D]french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a[A] wonderful world this would be.
If the [D]whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
[A] I'd wear a smile endless[E]ly.
If [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
[A]INS[E]TRU[A]MENT[E]AL[A][D][A][F#m][A][B7][A]
You know the [A]more I think a[E]bout it,
The more [A]sense it makes.
'Cos grease and [E]love both cause [A]heartache.
So I [D]raise my glass in toast,
These [A]things I want the [F#m]most.
Though I'll [B7]probably never see it,
I [E]can't help but believe in that;
If [D]french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a[A] wonderful world this would be.
If the [D]whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
[A] I'd wear a smile endless[E]ly.
If [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
Oh, if [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
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[D]INT[A]RO[E][A]
Well [A]I made a [E]mess of my [A]life,
Each time I went [E]left, I shoulda gone [A]right.
And [D]love's no exception to this [A]rule,[F#m]
'Cos [B7]I turned around and I lost [E]you.
Now [A]I'm feelin' [E]lonesome and [A]blue,
Just the [E]way I'd ex[A]pect to.
But there's some [D]things that I could use
To help me [A]deal with this a[F#m]buse;
If [A]french fries were fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
If [D]french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a[A] wonderful world this would be.
If the [D]whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
[A] I'd wear a smile endless[E]ly.
If [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
[A]INS[E]TRU[A]MENT[E]AL[A][D][A][F#m][A][B7][A]
You know the [A]more I think a[E]bout it,
The more [A]sense it makes.
'Cos grease and [E]love both cause [A]heartache.
So I [D]raise my glass in toast,
These [A]things I want the [F#m]most.
Though I'll [B7]probably never see it,
I [E]can't help but believe in that;
If [D]french fries were fat free,
And you still loved me,
What a[A] wonderful world this would be.
If the [D]whisky really helped me,
Forget your memory,
[A] I'd wear a smile endless[E]ly.
If [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
Oh, if [D]french fries were [A]fat free,
[E] And you still [A]loved me.
