I recommend playing capo on first fret.
"->" means slide to.
Intro, play first 4 chords twice.
[C#]I used to [A#m]get upset over [F#]giant papercuts and [G#]math equations
[C#]Nothing stuck i[A#m]n my craw more [F#]than dog fights and shopping malls [G#]and tax evasion
[C#]and sexist[A#m] tabloid culture and [F#]branjalina and [G#]papperazi
[C#]and propos[A#m]ition 8 and dis[F#]crimination and neo-[G#]nazis
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# G# full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# G# full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
[C#] [A#m] [F#] [G#]
[C#]I disliked g[A#m]wen stifani for her [F#]weird ass voice and that [G#]stupid hair of hers
[C#]And it felt like [A#m]J. K. Rowling co[F#]nspired to kill off [G#]all my favourite characters
[C#]I disliked [A#m]all the people I h[F#]ad to ride on [G#]the commuter bus
[C#]If nancy g[A#m]race and I were to [F#]meet I would have kicked her [G#]in the uterus
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# G# full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
weird solo
[C#]he said I m[A#m]ust go on, gotta [F#]help more kids gotta [G#]spread my knowledge
[C#]I said T p[A#m]lease don't go he said, [F#]hold it kid, [G#]you're old and you're in college
[C#]he said you [A#m]know all that I know [F#]I can't teach you nothing I [G#]swear it's true
[C#]go out and [A#m]live your life because [F#]there's so much goodness in the [G#]world for you
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# G# full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.
Hope you're all well,
GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com
"->" means slide to.
Intro, play first 4 chords twice.
[C#]I used to [A#m]get upset over [F#]giant papercuts and [G#]math equations
[C#]Nothing stuck i[A#m]n my craw more [F#]than dog fights and shopping malls [G#]and tax evasion
[C#]and sexist[A#m] tabloid culture and [F#]branjalina and [G#]papperazi
[C#]and propos[A#m]ition 8 and dis[F#]crimination and neo-[G#]nazis
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# G# full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# G# full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
[C#] [A#m] [F#] [G#]
[C#]I disliked g[A#m]wen stifani for her [F#]weird ass voice and that [G#]stupid hair of hers
[C#]And it felt like [A#m]J. K. Rowling co[F#]nspired to kill off [G#]all my favourite characters
[C#]I disliked [A#m]all the people I h[F#]ad to ride on [G#]the commuter bus
[C#]If nancy g[A#m]race and I were to [F#]meet I would have kicked her [G#]in the uterus
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# G# full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
weird solo
[C#]he said I m[A#m]ust go on, gotta [F#]help more kids gotta [G#]spread my knowledge
[C#]I said T p[A#m]lease don't go he said, [F#]hold it kid, [G#]you're old and you're in college
[C#]he said you [A#m]know all that I know [F#]I can't teach you nothing I [G#]swear it's true
[C#]go out and [A#m]live your life because [F#]there's so much goodness in the [G#]world for you
G# -> F# F#m C# G# full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# G# full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# ->>> G# full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# G# full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.
Hope you're all well,
GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com
