crash test dummies I'm A Dog"
[F]I'm a dog,[C] and I can smell your smell right [G5]through your [Am]clothes
[F]And I espouse [G]some views that you yourself just [C]might not [F]hold
[C]Sometimes I am [G]given pause to think when [C]
I consider what we [F]could call the good [Am]life
[F]When it comes [C]to the city versus the [G5]country [Am]life
[F]Well, I must [G]say that I far prefer a [C]farmer's [F]wife
[C]Breakfast with the [G5]master in the morning [C]
Feel the breeze and [F]brush against a cow's leg - [Am]mmm!
[G]But it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
[F]There's some debate [G]about whether instincts should be [C]held in [Am]check
[F]Well, I suppose [G]that I'm a liberal in [C]this [F]respect
[C]I can't say I [Dm]liked Robinson Crusoe [C]
But at least he didn't tie his [F]dogs up at night[Am]
[G]And it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
Solo
[F]How come all your [G5]poets fall into des[C]pondencies?[Am]
[F]And then write it down [G]for us to read every in[C]digni[F]ty?
[C]Not such worthy [Dm]specimens, these creatures [C]
Hardly fit for [F]what you could call the good [Am]life
[G]And it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
How [Bb]can they help but [F]drag the species [G]down[F][G][F][G][F][G]
[F]I'm a dog,[C] and I can smell your smell right [G5]through your [Am]clothes
[F]And I espouse [G]some views that you yourself just [C]might not [F]hold
[C]Sometimes I am [G]given pause to think when [C]
I consider what we [F]could call the good [Am]life
[F]When it comes [C]to the city versus the [G5]country [Am]life
[F]Well, I must [G]say that I far prefer a [C]farmer's [F]wife
[C]Breakfast with the [G5]master in the morning [C]
Feel the breeze and [F]brush against a cow's leg - [Am]mmm!
[G]But it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
[F]There's some debate [G]about whether instincts should be [C]held in [Am]check
[F]Well, I suppose [G]that I'm a liberal in [C]this [F]respect
[C]I can't say I [Dm]liked Robinson Crusoe [C]
But at least he didn't tie his [F]dogs up at night[Am]
[G]And it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
Solo
[F]How come all your [G5]poets fall into des[C]pondencies?[Am]
[F]And then write it down [G]for us to read every in[C]digni[F]ty?
[C]Not such worthy [Dm]specimens, these creatures [C]
Hardly fit for [F]what you could call the good [Am]life
[G]And it seems the [Dm]thinkers you call [G]greatest are
The [Dm]sort who often [Bb]fall ill young, [F]or pine away
How can [Bb]they help but [F]drag the species [G]down?
How [Bb]can they help but [F]drag the species [G]down[F][G][F][G][F][G]
