Chord/Tab song: How Peculiar

[Intro]
[G]G [A#]A# [G]D [A#]slide up F then C
(You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder)

How peculiar

[Verse 1]
[G]I am a[A#]ll of the ab[G]ove babe
[A#]Johnny long strokes [G]to the grave
A# D F (slide up) C
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle

[G]Rub me r[A#]ub me up right[G] lovely
[A#]If you lick it, then lick it,[G] battery
A# D F (slide up) C
good and properly all night if you want

[Chorus]
[D]I, hav[F]en't got a cl[C]ue what to do with yo[D]u[D]
I n[F]eed for you to [C]love me so mu[D]ch[D]
[F]Jesus what am I go[C]ing to do with this cr[D/A]ush[D/A]

Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush

[Bridge]
[G] [A#] [G] [A#]
[G] [A#] [D] [F] [C]
[Verse 2]
How peculiar
[G]Bend your l[A#]ong legs aga[G]inst the sof[A#]a
G A# D F (slide up) C
In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran
I'm not into hard sports

[Chorus]
[D]Oh, I ha[F]ven't got a clu[C]e what to do with y[D]ou[D]
[F]Jesus all the thi[C]ngs my head is going thr[D]ough[D]
[F]God what am I goin[C]g to do with this crus[D/A]h[D/A]

Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush

[Verse 3]
How peculiar
[G]Jesus wh[A#]at am I to d[G]o man
[A#]I am a depre[G]ssed man
[A#]Not sure what I'm doi[D]ng all of th[F]e [C]day