There was a h[G]ot girl in the c[A]omic shop,
And I di[C]dn't know w[D]hat to d[G]o.
There was a h[G]ot girl in the c[A]omic shop,
She was l[C]ooking at [D]Doctor W[G]ho.
There was an a[G]ctual girl in the c[A]omic shop,
[C]What a mom[D]entous d[G]ay!
[G]I had to check to make sure she w[A]asn't just,
A h[C]uman-sized c[D]ardboard di[G]splay.
F C G (tacit)
My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
[F] So I k[C]new I had to act[G] fast.
[F] [G]
So many questions in my mind,
What would be a good pick-up l[C]ine?
Why had a hot girl just come [F]in?
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
W[D]ho would win?
(tacit)
Good question...
I guess that S[G]piderman's advantage would [A]be his webs,
And his m[C]anual d[D]exterit[G]y.
But then[G] again, the Hulk's endurance is l[A]imitless,
And he's s[C]tronger than S[D]pidey would [G]be...
[C] [G]
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
[F] Just a [G]minute a[C]go.
There was a h[C]ot girl in the c[G]omic shop,
[F] Did anyone s[G]ee her g[C]o?
Had she c[D]ome to the comic shop lo[F]oking for love?
[F]Guess I[G]'ll never k[C]now...
And I di[C]dn't know w[D]hat to d[G]o.
There was a h[G]ot girl in the c[A]omic shop,
She was l[C]ooking at [D]Doctor W[G]ho.
There was an a[G]ctual girl in the c[A]omic shop,
[C]What a mom[D]entous d[G]ay!
[G]I had to check to make sure she w[A]asn't just,
A h[C]uman-sized c[D]ardboard di[G]splay.
F C G (tacit)
My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
[F] So I k[C]new I had to act[G] fast.
[F] [G]
So many questions in my mind,
What would be a good pick-up l[C]ine?
Why had a hot girl just come [F]in?
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
W[D]ho would win?
(tacit)
Good question...
I guess that S[G]piderman's advantage would [A]be his webs,
And his m[C]anual d[D]exterit[G]y.
But then[G] again, the Hulk's endurance is l[A]imitless,
And he's s[C]tronger than S[D]pidey would [G]be...
[C] [G]
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
[F] Just a [G]minute a[C]go.
There was a h[C]ot girl in the c[G]omic shop,
[F] Did anyone s[G]ee her g[C]o?
Had she c[D]ome to the comic shop lo[F]oking for love?
[F]Guess I[G]'ll never k[C]now...
