Verse 1:
[G]The weddin' chapel couldn't [D]get more packed
the [A]love birds were dressed in [D]white and black
the [G]preacher turned to the [D]groom and asked,
him to [A]slip the ring on her left hand
he [Em]turned to his best man, and [A]said
Chorus:
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won't take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone
I trust you [Em]buddy,[A] here hold my [D]beer
spoken
I now pronounce you... ya'll
Verse 2:
[G]They cut the cake and they [D]poured champagne,
They [A]Macarena'd and [D]formed a train
They [G]crashed right into the [D]grooms old flame,
As [A]she came [D]crashin' [A]in,
The new [Em]bride just kind of [A]grinned, and said
Chorus:
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won't take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
I trust you [Em]Honey,[A] here hold my [D]beer
Bridge:
When the [Em]cat-fight broke up,
The [D]band broke into some [G]Haggard and Hank and some [D]Cash,
When [Em]somebody's cousin that [D]nobody knew yelled, "[G]whats with this hillbilly [A]crp?"...
spoken
You could have heard a pin drop... and then,
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won;t take [D]long,
I want it [G]back, and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
Somebody hold my [G]beer, this [A]wont take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
I trust you [Em]buddy,[A] here hold my [D]beer
spoken
Yeah, naw... no just hold it!
I wasn't givin' it to ya to drink!
Well, it's gone now... never ask a preacher to hold your beer
[G]The weddin' chapel couldn't [D]get more packed
the [A]love birds were dressed in [D]white and black
the [G]preacher turned to the [D]groom and asked,
him to [A]slip the ring on her left hand
he [Em]turned to his best man, and [A]said
Chorus:
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won't take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone
I trust you [Em]buddy,[A] here hold my [D]beer
spoken
I now pronounce you... ya'll
Verse 2:
[G]They cut the cake and they [D]poured champagne,
They [A]Macarena'd and [D]formed a train
They [G]crashed right into the [D]grooms old flame,
As [A]she came [D]crashin' [A]in,
The new [Em]bride just kind of [A]grinned, and said
Chorus:
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won't take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
I trust you [Em]Honey,[A] here hold my [D]beer
Bridge:
When the [Em]cat-fight broke up,
The [D]band broke into some [G]Haggard and Hank and some [D]Cash,
When [Em]somebody's cousin that [D]nobody knew yelled, "[G]whats with this hillbilly [A]crp?"...
spoken
You could have heard a pin drop... and then,
[D]Hold my [G]beer, this [A]won;t take [D]long,
I want it [G]back, and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
Somebody hold my [G]beer, this [A]wont take [D]long
I want it [G]back and I don't [A]want it [D]gone,
I trust you [Em]buddy,[A] here hold my [D]beer
spoken
Yeah, naw... no just hold it!
I wasn't givin' it to ya to drink!
Well, it's gone now... never ask a preacher to hold your beer
