Chord/Tab song: Getting Surreal

Tempo is a slow 4.

| A | A | A | A . G D | A | A . G D | A | A . G D |
[(band] [in)]
Well, every[A]body knows when, ah, [F]tell me again
[A]Fatten up the pig and, baby, [F]let's pretend
That [A]I can see the joke at the be[F]ginnin' or the end
[E]Let me know the secret, honey, [F]then I'll be your [G]best friend
[A]Alakazam, Kalaka[F]zoo, Salaam
[A]Meet me in the jungle where they [F]never give a damn
If your [A]clothes don't fit, or if your [F]marriage is a sham
They [E]never weigh a woman by the [F]kilo or the [G]gram

[C]If you got to make it, baby, [F]make it real
[C]Get up of your knees and tell me, [Bb]how do you [F]feel?
[C]Nothin' untrue can [F]ever be revealed
Bb F G# Bb | C | C |
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal

Well, [A]written in the stars is the [F]great big lie
That you [A]never get to see until the [F]minute that you die
By the [A]time you get to heaven you're a [F]whole 'nother guy
It's [E]maybe just as well that you [F]never had a [G]third eye
[A]Little pig, little pig, [F]lock your door
[A]Take the gun from the wall and [F]even up the score
Well, [A]I don't even know who the [F]sun shines for
And [E]I don't believe what I [F]believe any [G]more

[C]If you got to make it, baby, [F]make it real
[C]Get up of your knees and tell me, [Bb]how do you [F]feel?
[C]Nothin' untrue can [F]ever be revealed
[Bb]Cover my [F]eyes, this is [G#]gettin' sur[Bb]real
[C]Hollywood death smile [F]flash me a grin
Laughin' [C]gas don't cut it when you're [Bb]rotten with[F]in
[C]Nothin' untrue can [F]ever be revealed
Bb F G# Bb | C | C |
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal

Bridge:
| C | Bb . C . | C | Bb . C . | C | Bb . C . | C | Bb . C . |

| C Bb F Bb | C | C Bb F Bb | C |

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Well, it's hotdog logic in a grapefruit time

Flutter your eyelids and, honey, you'll be fine

Throw me your sins and I'll keep 'em with mine
You got a headful of stone and that's [F]somethin' di[G]vine
[A]Get a little head rush, [F]swallow a fly
[A]Cut off your memories and [F]hang them out to dry
It was a [A]beautiful noise but now it's [F]tumbling by
Well, [E]I was never here, there was [F]never you or [G]I

[C]If you got to make it, baby, [F]make it real
[C]Get up of your knees and tell me, [Bb]how do you [F]feel?
[C]Nothin' untrue can [F]ever be revealed
[Bb]Cover my [F]eyes, this is [G#]gettin' sur[Bb]real
[C]Hollywood death smile [F]flash me a grin
Laughin' [C]gas don't cut it when you're [Bb]rotten with[F]in
[C]Nothin' untrue can [F]ever be revealed
Bb F G# Bb | C | C . Bb F |
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' surreal

| C | C . Bb F | C | C . Bb F | C | C . Bb F | C <> |