You know Das[Amin]her and Dancer and Pra[Amin7]ncer and Vixen,[F][Csus][C]
[F]Comet and Cupid and[Amin7]... Chopper and [Dmin]Nixon.[C][C/B][Amin]
But do you recall,[F]
The lea[F]st famous reindeer of all?[G]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C][G]
[C]This is the tale of a reindeer [G]that nobody knows,[C][F][G]
[C]Shoved down the back and largely ignored on ac[G]count of a nasal disfigurement[Amin].[Dmin][G]
[Dmin]Not unlike Rudolph in that sense[Amin],
The hall[Dmin]marks are almost the same.[Amin]
Ins[Dmin]tead of a red shiny nose that[C] brought Rudolph his fame...[G]
[G7]Fabian had just... a cavity.[C][F]
[G]No nose at all,[C][F]
Just a big [G]empty space,[C][F]
In the mid[G]dle of his face.[C][G]
Just a couple of chambers[C][G]
[G]What are you looking at?
[G]D'ya want a piece of this?
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C][G]
[C]Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in[G] reindeer.[C][F]
[C]Rudolph and Fabian both fell victi[G]m,
To the elves[Amin] and their cost-cutti[Dmin]ng measures.[G]
In k[Dmin]eeping their overheads down,[Amin]
The elve[Dmin]s fed the reindeer on reindeer.[Amin]
And on t[Dmin]op of that, the poor reindeer were[C] also in-bred.[G]
So Fab[G7]ian had just... a cavity.[C][F]
His hoo[G]ter was lacking.[C][F]
[G]Bugger all schnoz[C]z![F]
[G]All this becau[C]se,
[G]His dad was also his sister.[C][F]
[G]Who he then ate.[C][G]
[G]This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]Tragic but true.[C]
Dislik[D]ed by his peers,
This disf[A]igured deer was alone.[D][G][A]
He wat[D]ched from afar,
As Rud[A]olph the star,
Would lead a[Bmin]ll the others b[F#min]ack home.[G]
But before y[Emin]ou get too sympathetic,[Bmin]
[Emin]There's another thing you should know.[Bmin]
Sure, his nose w[Emin]as upsetting,
But rei[D]ndeer are not quite that shallow.[A]
'Cause Fabian[A7] was... a tosser![D][G]
[A]Not nice at all![D][G]
An arr[A]ogant fool![D][G]
A se[A]lf-serving tool![D][A]
An absolute face-hole.[D]
[A]Ahhhhhhh...
[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian,[D]
[A]No-one likes you![D]
[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian,[D]
[A]Surgery won't fix the vortex,
That is your black heart![D]
[F]Comet and Cupid and[Amin7]... Chopper and [Dmin]Nixon.[C][C/B][Amin]
But do you recall,[F]
The lea[F]st famous reindeer of all?[G]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C][G]
[C]This is the tale of a reindeer [G]that nobody knows,[C][F][G]
[C]Shoved down the back and largely ignored on ac[G]count of a nasal disfigurement[Amin].[Dmin][G]
[Dmin]Not unlike Rudolph in that sense[Amin],
The hall[Dmin]marks are almost the same.[Amin]
Ins[Dmin]tead of a red shiny nose that[C] brought Rudolph his fame...[G]
[G7]Fabian had just... a cavity.[C][F]
[G]No nose at all,[C][F]
Just a big [G]empty space,[C][F]
In the mid[G]dle of his face.[C][G]
Just a couple of chambers[C][G]
[G]What are you looking at?
[G]D'ya want a piece of this?
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C][G]
[C]Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in[G] reindeer.[C][F]
[C]Rudolph and Fabian both fell victi[G]m,
To the elves[Amin] and their cost-cutti[Dmin]ng measures.[G]
In k[Dmin]eeping their overheads down,[Amin]
The elve[Dmin]s fed the reindeer on reindeer.[Amin]
And on t[Dmin]op of that, the poor reindeer were[C] also in-bred.[G]
So Fab[G7]ian had just... a cavity.[C][F]
His hoo[G]ter was lacking.[C][F]
[G]Bugger all schnoz[C]z![F]
[G]All this becau[C]se,
[G]His dad was also his sister.[C][F]
[G]Who he then ate.[C][G]
[G]This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]This song's for you.[C]
[C]Fabian, Fabi[G]an, Fabian, F[Amin]abian, Fa[Emin]bian, Fab[F]ian,[C]
[G]Tragic but true.[C]
Dislik[D]ed by his peers,
This disf[A]igured deer was alone.[D][G][A]
He wat[D]ched from afar,
As Rud[A]olph the star,
Would lead a[Bmin]ll the others b[F#min]ack home.[G]
But before y[Emin]ou get too sympathetic,[Bmin]
[Emin]There's another thing you should know.[Bmin]
Sure, his nose w[Emin]as upsetting,
But rei[D]ndeer are not quite that shallow.[A]
'Cause Fabian[A7] was... a tosser![D][G]
[A]Not nice at all![D][G]
An arr[A]ogant fool![D][G]
A se[A]lf-serving tool![D][A]
An absolute face-hole.[D]
[A]Ahhhhhhh...
[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian,[D]
[A]No-one likes you![D]
[D]Fabian, Fabi[A]an, Fabian, F[Bmin]abian, Fa[F#min]bian, Fa[G]bian,[D]
[A]Surgery won't fix the vortex,
That is your black heart![D]
