INTRO:
G G/F# Em D 2x
VERSE 1:
[G]I woke[G/F#] up with some W[Em]ild Turkey st[D]arin' at [G]me.[G/F#][Em][D]
[G]I poured a couple f[G/F#]ingers i[Em]nto my c[D]up of co[G]ffe[G/F#]e.[Em][D]
[G]I got[G/F#] up and I t[Em]ried to re[D]call the whole n[G]igh[G/F#]t.[Em][D]
[G]Why do I [G/F#]drink so m[Em]uch? Why do I s[D]moke on that [G]pip[G/F#]e?[Em][D]
CHORUS:
[C]Nobody s[D]aid I've got to a[G]ct like a H[G/F#]ollywood s[C]tar.
I've wasted t[D]oo many hours in f[G]ar too [G/F#]many b[C]ars...
I don't like to dr[D]ink alone at a[G]ll.[G/F#][Em][D]
VERSE 2:
[G]Next thing I [G/F#]know the p[Em]hone is ringin' o[D]ff the [G]wal[G/F#]l.[Em][D]
[G]I stumbled through the [G/F#]beer and the ci[Em]garettes and wo[D]men and a[G]ll.[G/F#][Em][D]
[G]It's just my [G/F#]wife, she said "I've [Em]had it now and I'm t[D]alkin' the k[G]ids[G/F#]".[Em][D]
[G]I down another ch[G/F#]ug-a-lug and b[Em]low her a wh[D]iskey k[G]iss[G/F#].[Em][D]
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BRIDGE:
[Em]They told me e[C]veryt[G]hing would be f[Am]ine
But they [G]li--[D]ed.
[Em]I knew that dr[C]inkin' alo[G]ne was not r[Am]ight,
At least in my [G]mi--[D]nd.
REPEAT INTRO
VERSE 3:
[G]On the [G/F#]bus again, c[Em]rossin' a[D]ll the state b[G]ord[G/F#]ers.[Em][D]
[G]I'm on my [G/F#]way to an[Em]other l[D]ate night r[G]eco[G/F#]rding.[Em][D]
[G]Got all my f[G/F#]riends on bo[Em]ard and some in c[D]ars on the [G]sid[G/F#]e,[Em][D]
[G]Cause you [G/F#]know I'll need some h[Em]elp drinkin' my w[D]ay
Through the ni[G]ght[G/F#].[Em][D]
REPEAT CHORUS
G G/F# Em D 2x
VERSE 1:
[G]I woke[G/F#] up with some W[Em]ild Turkey st[D]arin' at [G]me.[G/F#][Em][D]
[G]I poured a couple f[G/F#]ingers i[Em]nto my c[D]up of co[G]ffe[G/F#]e.[Em][D]
[G]I got[G/F#] up and I t[Em]ried to re[D]call the whole n[G]igh[G/F#]t.[Em][D]
[G]Why do I [G/F#]drink so m[Em]uch? Why do I s[D]moke on that [G]pip[G/F#]e?[Em][D]
CHORUS:
[C]Nobody s[D]aid I've got to a[G]ct like a H[G/F#]ollywood s[C]tar.
I've wasted t[D]oo many hours in f[G]ar too [G/F#]many b[C]ars...
I don't like to dr[D]ink alone at a[G]ll.[G/F#][Em][D]
VERSE 2:
[G]Next thing I [G/F#]know the p[Em]hone is ringin' o[D]ff the [G]wal[G/F#]l.[Em][D]
[G]I stumbled through the [G/F#]beer and the ci[Em]garettes and wo[D]men and a[G]ll.[G/F#][Em][D]
[G]It's just my [G/F#]wife, she said "I've [Em]had it now and I'm t[D]alkin' the k[G]ids[G/F#]".[Em][D]
[G]I down another ch[G/F#]ug-a-lug and b[Em]low her a wh[D]iskey k[G]iss[G/F#].[Em][D]
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE:
[Em]They told me e[C]veryt[G]hing would be f[Am]ine
But they [G]li--[D]ed.
[Em]I knew that dr[C]inkin' alo[G]ne was not r[Am]ight,
At least in my [G]mi--[D]nd.
REPEAT INTRO
VERSE 3:
[G]On the [G/F#]bus again, c[Em]rossin' a[D]ll the state b[G]ord[G/F#]ers.[Em][D]
[G]I'm on my [G/F#]way to an[Em]other l[D]ate night r[G]eco[G/F#]rding.[Em][D]
[G]Got all my f[G/F#]riends on bo[Em]ard and some in c[D]ars on the [G]sid[G/F#]e,[Em][D]
[G]Cause you [G/F#]know I'll need some h[Em]elp drinkin' my w[D]ay
Through the ni[G]ght[G/F#].[Em][D]
REPEAT CHORUS