Chord/Tab song: Dinosaur Laser Fight

DINOSAUR LASER FIGHT - Ninja Sex Party (NSFW)
Standard Tuning (EADGBe)

[A]Hey [D]boys and [E]girls, this ninja science lesson's
[A]Gonna [D]rock your [E]world, so close your eyes and travel
[A]Back in [D]time with [E]me and Ninja bri,
It's gonna [D]blow your mind to [E]shit!

It was an ordinary [A]day at dino[D]saur [E]high
Then stegosaurus raised his [A]hand and called for [D]high [E]fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this [A]and got [D]pissed be[E]cause his tiny wrist
Caused his high [D]five to miss and he was [E]like "FUCK THIS!"

[A]Oh yeah! [E]Oh yeah!
[F#m]It was an oldschool [D]dinosaur laser fight
[A]Oh yeah! [E]Hell yeah!
[F#m]Just a classic [D]dinosur [E]laser [A]fight

A.. D.. E...
A.. D.. E...

It was a futuristic [A]prehistoric [D]throw[E]down
But it was quiet because [A]in space there's [D]no [E]sound
Did we mention that this took [A]place in [D]space? It [E]did so shut your face
Also there [D]were robots and [E]sharks

[A]Oh yeah! [E]Oh yeah!
[F#m]It was an goddamn [D]dinosaur laser fight
[A]In space! [E]With sharks!
[F#m]It's a balls-out [D]dinosur [E]laser [A]fight


[A]...[E]..It's fucking [F#m]science!
[D].....Just ask Albert [A]Einstein, [E]he invented [F#m]space

[D]...Then a [E]bunch of fucking [A]ali[D]ens from [E]mars
Showed up all ripping solos [A]on v-[D]neck [E]guitars
The dinos, sharks, and robots [A]saw they [D]came in [E]peace
So they killed them with [D]lasers. Holy [E]shit!
Then they had a giant[A]...[D] laser [E]party!
Dinosaur[A]...[D] laser [E]party!
Holy [A]shit! [D] Laser [E]party
(It's fucking science)[A] [D] Laser [E]party! [A]FUCK!