[Intro]
[E] [B7]
[Verse 1]
[E]Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a[A] big mistake
They'll[B7] stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new
[Chorus 1]
Her[A] daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go[E] again
They[A] had a couple dates, now she's three months late
And it's[B7] twenty buck a plate I spent, oh:
[Verse 2]
Good[E] morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side-effects of sex and[A] alcohol
Please[B7] bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new[A][B7][E]
[Chorus 2]
The[A] bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring[E] on her, he's[A] checking out the bridesmaids,
Thinking that he might take[B7], the maid of honor's honor, oh:
[Verse 3]
[E]Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two, drive down the[A] road to ruin
With[B7] cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new
[Tag]
So[B7] raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new[B7][E]
[E] [B7]
[Verse 1]
[E]Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a[A] big mistake
They'll[B7] stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new
[Chorus 1]
Her[A] daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go[E] again
They[A] had a couple dates, now she's three months late
And it's[B7] twenty buck a plate I spent, oh:
[Verse 2]
Good[E] morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side-effects of sex and[A] alcohol
Please[B7] bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new[A][B7][E]
[Chorus 2]
The[A] bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring[E] on her, he's[A] checking out the bridesmaids,
Thinking that he might take[B7], the maid of honor's honor, oh:
[Verse 3]
[E]Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two, drive down the[A] road to ruin
With[B7] cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new
[Tag]
So[B7] raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody[E] new[B7][E]
