Capo 4th
[C]I'm dirty Su[G]sanna
I've got problems with grammar[Am][Fm]
[C]So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am][Fm]
Am F X2
[Am]She said how you doing
[F]Welcome to Canning Town
I ain't go[Am]t much money
And I talk real funny
Now let [F]me in the back of your van
Now then I've ha[Am]d a couple of drinks
But you[F] look a bit of alright
and I put[Am] your bands sticker on me primark knickers
and I thi[F]nk that might have broken the ice
[Am]And she told me her brother was a thief
[F]A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
[Am]Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
[F]And when her old man came home he knocked her round
[Am]And she told me her mother was on meph
[F]Her daddy used to run with the ICF
[Am]I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two[F]
And tha[Fm]ts when she said
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[F]Even though your name is Steve[C]
[Am]She said that her last fella
He was a proper upmarket g[F]uy
[Am]Said he took her to the races
And all the nice places like Nandos and TG[F]I
[Am]She reached for her sambucca
As I no[F]tice her tatoo
[Am]It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
Yeah my last b[F]loke was called Dave too
[Am]She told me she stuggled with her speech
And duc[F]ked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
[Am]She tried so hard even spoke of therapy
[F]No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
[Am]She told me she never had no friends
But ma[F]de a few aquaintances by opening her legs
[Am]I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two[F]
And that[Fm]'s when she said
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[Fm]Even though your name is Steve[C]
C, G, Am, Fm
[C]She said lets go out
Lets go [G]out to the cinema
There's a Vue i[Am]n Beckton or Dagenham
And it rea[Fm]lly ain't that far
[C]You can bring the big van
I'll bring the condo[G]ms and we can
[Am]Fuck all through the night
That's why they call me dirty Suzanne[Fm]
[C]And if I should have a baby
We'll ge[G]t a council flat
Or maybe[Am] get a council house
[Fm]Nah, you need three kids for that
[C]You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're[G] flash
And we'll have all we [Am]need
Child Ben[Fm]efits and that
I'm dirty Suza[C]nna
[G]I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C][G][Am][Fm]
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammer[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[F]Even though your name is Steve[C]
[C]I'm dirty Su[G]sanna
I've got problems with grammar[Am][Fm]
[C]So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am][Fm]
Am F X2
[Am]She said how you doing
[F]Welcome to Canning Town
I ain't go[Am]t much money
And I talk real funny
Now let [F]me in the back of your van
Now then I've ha[Am]d a couple of drinks
But you[F] look a bit of alright
and I put[Am] your bands sticker on me primark knickers
and I thi[F]nk that might have broken the ice
[Am]And she told me her brother was a thief
[F]A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
[Am]Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
[F]And when her old man came home he knocked her round
[Am]And she told me her mother was on meph
[F]Her daddy used to run with the ICF
[Am]I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two[F]
And tha[Fm]ts when she said
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[F]Even though your name is Steve[C]
[Am]She said that her last fella
He was a proper upmarket g[F]uy
[Am]Said he took her to the races
And all the nice places like Nandos and TG[F]I
[Am]She reached for her sambucca
As I no[F]tice her tatoo
[Am]It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
Yeah my last b[F]loke was called Dave too
[Am]She told me she stuggled with her speech
And duc[F]ked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
[Am]She tried so hard even spoke of therapy
[F]No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
[Am]She told me she never had no friends
But ma[F]de a few aquaintances by opening her legs
[Am]I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two[F]
And that[Fm]'s when she said
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[Fm]Even though your name is Steve[C]
C, G, Am, Fm
[C]She said lets go out
Lets go [G]out to the cinema
There's a Vue i[Am]n Beckton or Dagenham
And it rea[Fm]lly ain't that far
[C]You can bring the big van
I'll bring the condo[G]ms and we can
[Am]Fuck all through the night
That's why they call me dirty Suzanne[Fm]
[C]And if I should have a baby
We'll ge[G]t a council flat
Or maybe[Am] get a council house
[Fm]Nah, you need three kids for that
[C]You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're[G] flash
And we'll have all we [Am]need
Child Ben[Fm]efits and that
I'm dirty Suza[C]nna
[G]I've got problems with grammar[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C][G][Am][Fm]
[C]I'm dirty Suzanna[G]
I've got problems with grammer[Am]
Some say it's my stammer[Fm]
But it's not not my fault[C]
So boy where's your manners[G]
Come buy me a slammer[Am]
And you'll get laid[Fm]
And I will call you Dave[C]
[G]Yeah I will call you Dave[Am]
[F]Even though your name is Steve[C]
