[Intro]
[C#]
[Verse 1]
[C#]Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds flight
Wasting education on a Tuesday night
[G#]Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean
[C#]Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans
[B]Stick up the phone, who is it?
[G#]Someone has come to visit
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!
[Verse 2]
[C#]Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean
[G#]Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
[C#]Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds
[Chorus]
[B]Stick up the phone, who is it?
[G#]Someone has come to visit
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues![F#]
[Verse 3]
[C#]Now the captain ran for cover when the steamboats crashed
Driving off the bridges cause they got no class
[G#]Barbara's got my number, now I've got to run
[C#]Pizzas to deliver in the crackhouse slum, you know...
[Bridge]
[F#]Sometimes when the night gets hot
[C#]I search around for the crack I lost
[F#]I wouldn't expect for you to notice me
[G#]I would not expect you to say 'Johnny!'
[Verse 4]
[C#]Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean
[G#]Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
[C#]Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds
[Chorus]
[B]Stick up the phone like we do
[G#]Someone has come to see you
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues![F#]
[C#]
[Verse 1]
[C#]Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds flight
Wasting education on a Tuesday night
[G#]Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean
[C#]Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans
[B]Stick up the phone, who is it?
[G#]Someone has come to visit
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!
[Verse 2]
[C#]Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean
[G#]Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
[C#]Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds
[Chorus]
[B]Stick up the phone, who is it?
[G#]Someone has come to visit
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues![F#]
[Verse 3]
[C#]Now the captain ran for cover when the steamboats crashed
Driving off the bridges cause they got no class
[G#]Barbara's got my number, now I've got to run
[C#]Pizzas to deliver in the crackhouse slum, you know...
[Bridge]
[F#]Sometimes when the night gets hot
[C#]I search around for the crack I lost
[F#]I wouldn't expect for you to notice me
[G#]I would not expect you to say 'Johnny!'
[Verse 4]
[C#]Do the mashed potato till your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to keep the crackhouse clean
[G#]Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
[C#]Leave him to get beaten by the black eyed meds
[Chorus]
[B]Stick up the phone like we do
[G#]Someone has come to see you
[C#]Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues![F#]
