Chord/Tab song: Company Calls

First Verse:
[Bm]Synapse[D] to synapse: [G]the possib[E]ility's thin.
[Bm]I'm dressed [D]up for free d[G]rinks and family gr[E]eetings
on your w[Bm]edding, your [D]wedding, your w[G]edding d[E]ate.
The fi[Bm]gures in pl[D]astic on the w[G]edding c[E]ake that I [Bm]too[D]k [G]we[E]re so real.[Bm] [D][A][E]

[Bm]And I k[D]ept dista[G]nce: the complic[E]ations cloud
[Bm]the postc[D]ards and blip[G]s through fiber [E]optics,
as the [Bm]girls with p[D]igtails were r[G]unning fro[E]m little
[Bm]boys wearing b[D]ow ties their p[G]arents bo[E]ught them: "I'll catc[Bm]h [D] [G] [E]
you t[Bm]his[D] t[G]im[E]e!"

Chorus:
[F#]Crashing through the p[E]arlor doors, what was your fi[Bm]rst rea[D]ction?[G] [E]
[F#]Screaming, drunk, dis[E]orderly: I'll tell you mine.
[Bm]You [D]were the o[G]ne, but [E]I can't s[Bm]pit it o[D]ut when t[G]he d[E]ate's been set.
[Bm]The wh[D]ite rout[G]ine to b[E]e inge[Bm]sted ina[D]ccurately.[G] [E]

Second Verse:
[Bm]Synapse[D] to synapse: [G]the sneaky k[E]ids had attached
[Bm]beer c[D]ans to the b[G]umper so t[E]hey could drive
[Bm]up and d[D]own the m[G]ain dr[E]ag.
[Bm]People would t[D]urn to see who's m[G]aking the r[E]acket.
It's n[Bm]ot [D][G][E]
the fi[Bm]rst ti[D]me[G]. [E]

[Bm]When th[D]ey lay d[G]own the fish will sw[E]im upstream
[Bm]and I[D]'ll cont[G]est, but they won't l[E]isten
when the ca[Bm]sualty r[D]ate's near 10[G]0%,[E]
and there [Bm]isn't a pe[D]nsion for se[G]cond b[E]est or for ha[B]rd[D]--[G]--[E]-ly m[Bm]ovi[D]ng[G]..[E].

Chorus:
[F#]Crashing through the p[E]arlor doors, what was your fi[Bm]rst rea[D]ction?[G] [E]
[F#]Screaming, drunk, dis[E]orderly: I'll tell you mine.
[Bm]You [D]were the o[G]ne, but [E]I can't s[Bm]pit it o[D]ut when t[G]he d[E]ate's been set.
[Bm]The wh[D]ite rout[G]ine to [E]be ing[Bm]ested in[D]accurately[G]. [E]

[Bm]You [D]were the o[G]ne, but [E]I can't s[Bm]pit it o[D]ut when t[G]he d[E]ate's been set.
[Bm]The wh[D]ite rout[G]ine to [E]be ing[Bm]ested in[D]accurately[G]. [E]