[Intro]
[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm]
[Verse 1]
[Bb] This old goat with beard of grey
[Dm] He turns his leather gripped cane
[Gm] Those times you clapped and called for, "[Bb]Quiet."
[Bb] They've come to hold you, ain't that nice?
[Bb] He packs a fat oom paul to
[Dm] Jib and make home-baked perfume
[Gm] Sips froth from soft, warm joe
[Dm] Snug eiderdown bedclothes[Bb][Dm]
[Dm] You kn[Gm]ow,[Dm] you know the way that I[Bb][Dm][Gm][Bb]
[Chorus]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don't you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don't you dance like you're sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don't you set your wings on fire?
[Verse 2]
[Bb] You slick back that wiry mane
A [Dm]neat tucked slice
[Gm]Deep trees sleep on the dank lawn
And [Dm]scratch the slate
[Bb] You finger down that waxen line
[Dm] Between your breasts
A [Gm]squeaky pain upon each breath
The [Dm]plumbers left[Bb][Dm][Gm][Dm]
[Dm] You know the way that I [Bb]feel[Dm][Gm][Dm]
[Chorus]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don't you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don't you dance like you're sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don't you set your wings on fire?
[Outro]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, Why don't you play nice?
[Dm] Why don't you toy with sex and violence?
[Gm] Why don't you stare back into my huge eye?
[Dm] Why don't you set my wings on fire?
[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm]
[Verse 1]
[Bb] This old goat with beard of grey
[Dm] He turns his leather gripped cane
[Gm] Those times you clapped and called for, "[Bb]Quiet."
[Bb] They've come to hold you, ain't that nice?
[Bb] He packs a fat oom paul to
[Dm] Jib and make home-baked perfume
[Gm] Sips froth from soft, warm joe
[Dm] Snug eiderdown bedclothes[Bb][Dm]
[Dm] You kn[Gm]ow,[Dm] you know the way that I[Bb][Dm][Gm][Bb]
[Chorus]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don't you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don't you dance like you're sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don't you set your wings on fire?
[Verse 2]
[Bb] You slick back that wiry mane
A [Dm]neat tucked slice
[Gm]Deep trees sleep on the dank lawn
And [Dm]scratch the slate
[Bb] You finger down that waxen line
[Dm] Between your breasts
A [Gm]squeaky pain upon each breath
The [Dm]plumbers left[Bb][Dm][Gm][Dm]
[Dm] You know the way that I [Bb]feel[Dm][Gm][Dm]
[Chorus]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don't you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don't you dance like you're sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don't you set your wings on fire?
[Outro]
[Bb] Come on you hermit, Why don't you play nice?
[Dm] Why don't you toy with sex and violence?
[Gm] Why don't you stare back into my huge eye?
[Dm] Why don't you set my wings on fire?
