Tabbed by Robin Young
Intro: Fm/CFm (2x)
[Fm/C]I had a dream- [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy [Fm/F#]Ben-jamin Franklin
Came o[Db7]-ver and baby-[Fm/Bb]sat all four of my ki[Fm]ds
[Fm/C]Then in my dream, I [Fm/Bb]told the doctor [Fm/F#]off
He [Db]said, If you dont want to [Bbm]do it, then you dont have to [Fm]do it
He said The [Db]truth is, youll be o[Bbm]kay anyway[Fm]
[Fm/C]Then, in my dream, [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy [Fm/F#]Ben- jamin Franklin and the [Db]doctor
Went an[Bbm]d had a talk with my bos[Fm]s
[Fm/C]Something about insu[Fm/Bb]rance polici[Fm/F#]es
They [Db]kept the door closed at all time[Bbm]s
I couldnt hear or see[Fm]
When they came [Db]out, they said Youll be o[Bbm]kay anyway[Fm]
And I [Db]smiled cause Id known it all the [Bbm]while[Fm]
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to pay for this [Bbm7]shit
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And on any given [Gb9]day, Id rather ride a [Bbm7]limousine
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to die like [Bbm7]this
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And besides, this [Gb9]shit is making me [Bbm7]tired
Is making me [Ab7]tired, is making me [Db]tired
You know I plan to re[Gb9]tire some[Bbm7]day
But mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
This [Ab7]shit is making me [Db]tired
Is making me [Gb9]tired, is making me [Bbm7]tired
Mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
[Fm/C]When I woke up, the [Fm/Bb]kids were being [Fm/F#]quiet
I [Db]knew it was a dream
Right a[Bbm]way I called the limousine [Fm]company
[Fm/C]Then I got dressed, I [Fm/Bb]dressed the kids as [Fm/F#]well
The [Db]limousine pulled [Bbm]in and we piled i[Fm]n
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/r/regina_spektor/chemo_limo_crd.html )
The [Fm/C]driver, he asked which [Fm/Bb]way we were hea[Fm/F#]ded
I said Sir, [Db]lets just go west and he [Bbm]listened obediently[Fm]
[Db]Sophie only wants [Bbm]to listen to radio BB[Fm]C
[Db]Michael sat on my k[Bbm]nees and whispered to me[Fm] all about the meanies
[Db]Jacqueline was being such a [Bbm]big girl with her [Fm]cup of tea
Looking out of the window
And [Db]Barbara, [Bbm] she looks just like my [Fm]mom
Oh my [Db]Barbara,[Bbm] she looks so much like my [Fm]mom
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to pay for this [Bbm7]shit
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And on any given [Gb9]day, Id rather ride a [Bbm7]limousine
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to die like [Bbm7]this
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And besides, this [Gb9]shit is making me [Bbm7]tired
Is making me [Ab7]tired, is making me [Db]tired
You know I plan to re[Gb9]tire some[Bbm7]day
But mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
This [Ab7]shit is making me [Db]tired
Is making me [Gb9]tired, is making me [Bbm7]tired
Mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
[Fm/C]Style. [Db]Style. [Bbm7]Style. [Fm]Style.
(2x)
[Fm/C]I had a dream- crispy[Fm/Bb], crispy Ben-jamin Franklin
[Fm/F#]Came o-[Db]ver and baby-sat all [Bbm]four of my kids[Fm]
[Fm/C]I had a dream- [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Frankl[Fm/F#]in
Came o-[Db]ver and baby-sat all four [Bbm]of my kids[Fm]
[Db]Sophie only wants [Bbm]to listen to radio BB[Fm]C
[Db]Michael sat on my k[Bbm]nees and whispered to me[Fm] all about the meanies
[Db]Jacqueline was being such a [Bbm]big girl with her [Fm]cup of tea
Looking out of the window
And [Db]Barbara, [Bbm] she looks just like my [Fm]mom
Oh my God, [Db]Barbara,[Bbm7] she looks so much like my [Fm]mom
Intro: Fm/CFm (2x)
[Fm/C]I had a dream- [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy [Fm/F#]Ben-jamin Franklin
Came o[Db7]-ver and baby-[Fm/Bb]sat all four of my ki[Fm]ds
[Fm/C]Then in my dream, I [Fm/Bb]told the doctor [Fm/F#]off
He [Db]said, If you dont want to [Bbm]do it, then you dont have to [Fm]do it
He said The [Db]truth is, youll be o[Bbm]kay anyway[Fm]
[Fm/C]Then, in my dream, [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy [Fm/F#]Ben- jamin Franklin and the [Db]doctor
Went an[Bbm]d had a talk with my bos[Fm]s
[Fm/C]Something about insu[Fm/Bb]rance polici[Fm/F#]es
They [Db]kept the door closed at all time[Bbm]s
I couldnt hear or see[Fm]
When they came [Db]out, they said Youll be o[Bbm]kay anyway[Fm]
And I [Db]smiled cause Id known it all the [Bbm]while[Fm]
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to pay for this [Bbm7]shit
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And on any given [Gb9]day, Id rather ride a [Bbm7]limousine
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to die like [Bbm7]this
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And besides, this [Gb9]shit is making me [Bbm7]tired
Is making me [Ab7]tired, is making me [Db]tired
You know I plan to re[Gb9]tire some[Bbm7]day
But mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
This [Ab7]shit is making me [Db]tired
Is making me [Gb9]tired, is making me [Bbm7]tired
Mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
[Fm/C]When I woke up, the [Fm/Bb]kids were being [Fm/F#]quiet
I [Db]knew it was a dream
Right a[Bbm]way I called the limousine [Fm]company
[Fm/C]Then I got dressed, I [Fm/Bb]dressed the kids as [Fm/F#]well
The [Db]limousine pulled [Bbm]in and we piled i[Fm]n
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/r/regina_spektor/chemo_limo_crd.html )
The [Fm/C]driver, he asked which [Fm/Bb]way we were hea[Fm/F#]ded
I said Sir, [Db]lets just go west and he [Bbm]listened obediently[Fm]
[Db]Sophie only wants [Bbm]to listen to radio BB[Fm]C
[Db]Michael sat on my k[Bbm]nees and whispered to me[Fm] all about the meanies
[Db]Jacqueline was being such a [Bbm]big girl with her [Fm]cup of tea
Looking out of the window
And [Db]Barbara, [Bbm] she looks just like my [Fm]mom
Oh my [Db]Barbara,[Bbm] she looks so much like my [Fm]mom
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to pay for this [Bbm7]shit
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And on any given [Gb9]day, Id rather ride a [Bbm7]limousine
No [Ab7]thank you, no thank you, no [Db]thank you, no thank you
[Gb9]I aint about to die like [Bbm7]this
I can afford [Ab7]chemo like I can afford a [Db]limo
And besides, this [Gb9]shit is making me [Bbm7]tired
Is making me [Ab7]tired, is making me [Db]tired
You know I plan to re[Gb9]tire some[Bbm7]day
But mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
This [Ab7]shit is making me [Db]tired
Is making me [Gb9]tired, is making me [Bbm7]tired
Mama gonna [Ab7]go out in [Db]style, [Gb9]go out in [Bbm7]style
[Fm/C]Style. [Db]Style. [Bbm7]Style. [Fm]Style.
(2x)
[Fm/C]I had a dream- crispy[Fm/Bb], crispy Ben-jamin Franklin
[Fm/F#]Came o-[Db]ver and baby-sat all [Bbm]four of my kids[Fm]
[Fm/C]I had a dream- [Fm/Bb]crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Frankl[Fm/F#]in
Came o-[Db]ver and baby-sat all four [Bbm]of my kids[Fm]
[Db]Sophie only wants [Bbm]to listen to radio BB[Fm]C
[Db]Michael sat on my k[Bbm]nees and whispered to me[Fm] all about the meanies
[Db]Jacqueline was being such a [Bbm]big girl with her [Fm]cup of tea
Looking out of the window
And [Db]Barbara, [Bbm] she looks just like my [Fm]mom
Oh my God, [Db]Barbara,[Bbm7] she looks so much like my [Fm]mom