TEXAS UNPLUGGED VOL. 1
[E]WELL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT MY [A]BODY WAS [E]SHOT
I WAS DRINKIN MY LIVER RIGHT OFF [B7]INTO A K[A]NOT
H[E]E SAID NOW BOY, IM T[A]ELLIN YOU S[E]TRAIGHT
GET A LITTLE EXERCISE, L[B7]OSE A LITTLE W[E]EIGHT
HEY [A]IM NOT A GUY, WHO [B7]WONT TAKE A CHANCE
IM A [E]REAL GOOD FLYER BY THE SE[A]AT OF MY PANTS
SO I [B7]DITCHED MY BUICK, BESIDE THE ROAD
AND PEDDLED ON OFF INTO MEXICO
CHORUS:
BUT WHEN YOU [E]GO BICYCLIN IN A [A]BORDER [E]TOWN
DONT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR [B7]BICYCLE D[A]OWN
DONT DRINK TH[E]E WATER, [A]DONT EAT THE [E]FOOD
TELL THE SENORITAS, YOU A[B7]INT IN THE [A]MOOD
YOU AINT IN THE MOOD
IVE GOT A FRIEND NAMED BUFFALO BILL
HIS WIFE WONT DO IT, BUT HIS BUFFALO WILL
HE SO GOOD AT TEMPTIN THE HAND OF FATE
HE SAID I LOVE MANKIND MAN, ITS PEOPLE I HATE
WELL HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT, YOU CANT CHEAT DEATH
NOW HE'S EATIN ORGANIC, MAN HE'S WATCHIN HIS HEALTH
HE USE TO RISE THE PRARIE ON A COLD BLACK STEED
NOW HE CRUISES ACUNA ON HIS NEW TEN SPEED
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
WELL YOU CAN [A]LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, [B7]LISTEN TO THE PRIEST
YOU CAN L[E]ISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN WHILE HE'S [A]CARVIN THE BEAST
NO MA[B7]TTER WHAT YOU DO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
YOURE STILL GONNA HAVE THE DEVIL TO PAY
REPEAT CHORUS
CORRECTIONS + KUDOS WELCOME
[E]WELL THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT MY [A]BODY WAS [E]SHOT
I WAS DRINKIN MY LIVER RIGHT OFF [B7]INTO A K[A]NOT
H[E]E SAID NOW BOY, IM T[A]ELLIN YOU S[E]TRAIGHT
GET A LITTLE EXERCISE, L[B7]OSE A LITTLE W[E]EIGHT
HEY [A]IM NOT A GUY, WHO [B7]WONT TAKE A CHANCE
IM A [E]REAL GOOD FLYER BY THE SE[A]AT OF MY PANTS
SO I [B7]DITCHED MY BUICK, BESIDE THE ROAD
AND PEDDLED ON OFF INTO MEXICO
CHORUS:
BUT WHEN YOU [E]GO BICYCLIN IN A [A]BORDER [E]TOWN
DONT FORGET TO LOCK YOUR [B7]BICYCLE D[A]OWN
DONT DRINK TH[E]E WATER, [A]DONT EAT THE [E]FOOD
TELL THE SENORITAS, YOU A[B7]INT IN THE [A]MOOD
YOU AINT IN THE MOOD
IVE GOT A FRIEND NAMED BUFFALO BILL
HIS WIFE WONT DO IT, BUT HIS BUFFALO WILL
HE SO GOOD AT TEMPTIN THE HAND OF FATE
HE SAID I LOVE MANKIND MAN, ITS PEOPLE I HATE
WELL HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT, YOU CANT CHEAT DEATH
NOW HE'S EATIN ORGANIC, MAN HE'S WATCHIN HIS HEALTH
HE USE TO RISE THE PRARIE ON A COLD BLACK STEED
NOW HE CRUISES ACUNA ON HIS NEW TEN SPEED
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
WELL YOU CAN [A]LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR, [B7]LISTEN TO THE PRIEST
YOU CAN L[E]ISTEN TO THE CAPTAIN WHILE HE'S [A]CARVIN THE BEAST
NO MA[B7]TTER WHAT YOU DO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
YOURE STILL GONNA HAVE THE DEVIL TO PAY
REPEAT CHORUS
CORRECTIONS + KUDOS WELCOME
