Chord/Tab song: Beer-I-Cide

HAVE YOU GOT A SONG LIKE THAT?

CAPO II:

WELL THERES A [E]LONG NECK ON MY LEFT AND THERES SOME [B]LONG LEGS ON MY RIGHT
AND IM TOO FAR GONE TO KNOW WHICH WAY TO [E]FALL
IF I CANT PUT SOME WORDS TOGETHER, AND GET A [B]COUPLE CROSS MY LIPS
WELL THAT BLONDE IS GONNA LEAVE BEFORE LAST [E]CALL
AND THERES A [A]TINY LITTLE WAYLON THAT KEEPS [E]SINGIN IN MY EAR
TELLIN [B]ME THERE AINT NO POINT IN LOOKIN [E]BACK
I PUT THAT [A]BOTTLE TO MY LIPS, COUNT TO [E]TEN AND CLOSE MY [A]EYES
ONE MORE [E]FRIDAY NIGHT, IM [B]SITTIN HERE COMMITTIN, BEER-I-[E]CIDE

WELL THERES A BIKER IN THE CORNER, WHO THINKS I STOLE HIS GIRL
AND MAN I SWEAR HE'S ITCHIN FOR A FIGHT
IF THIS BAR WOULD JUST STOP SPINNIN, LIKE SOME GIN SOAKED TILT A WHIRL
ID SHOW HIM WHOS THE BIG DOG HERE TONIGHT
THERES A TINY LITTLE JOHNNY TELLIN ME TO WALK THE LINE
TINY WAYLONS YELLIN "HIT HIM FROM BEHIND"
I PUT THAT BOTTLE TO MY LIPS BEFORE I FOLLOW HIM OUTSIDE
AND ITS GOT THE WHOLE BAR BETTIN, IM COMITTIN, BEER-I-CIDE

INSTRUMENTAL

WELL NOW I GUESS I SHOULD BE LEAVIN CAUSE THEYRE TURNIN OFF THE LIGHTS
AND MY EYES GONE DOWN ENOUGH, SO I CAN SEE
I MIGHT STUMBLE A BROKEN MAN, BUT THERE'S ONE RAY OF HOPE
THAT SIX PACK WAITIN IN THE FRIDGE FOR ME
NOW HANK SRS ON MY SHOULDER, SINGIN "BLESS YOUR CHEATIN HEART"
MEANWHILE JOHNNY'S TELLIN WAYLON "TOLD YOU SO"
I TAKE THAT BOTTLE FROM MY LIPS, TO KISS MY NEXT EX-WIFE GOODBYE
IVE USED ALL THE ROPE SHE'S GIVE, IM COMITTIN, BEER-I-CIDE

AND I REALLY WILL BE SORRY LEAST UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT
WHEN ILL BE HERE TOMORROW SITTIN, STILL COMITTIN BEER-I-CIDE

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