BALLBUSTER - Amanda Richards
[G] [D] [G] [D]
[G]Guess who swings the hammer
Oh, [C]guess who mows the [G]lawn
Guess who's got to stand up
Every time [D]someone does me wrong
Well, [G]I'm a patient woman
But it's [C]about time that I [A7]knew
Are you [G]ever gonna grow some balls
Or will I have to [D]do that for you [G]too?
They don't need to [Cadd9]be
Swinging down to your [G]knees
Just a pair of [C]eggs
Or a pod of [D]peas... Pleeeee[Cadd9]ease!
[G] [D] [C] [G] [D]
Well, it's [G]all just wasted effort
Each [C]moment that I [G]spend
Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
That your [D]balls may soon descend
Well, [G]I might seem high and mighty
But it's [C]just occurred to [A7]me
That if [G]someone's gonna grow some balls
Baby, it most [D]likely will be [G]me
And you don't want to [Cadd9]see
How I can turn the [G]switch
From sweet honey [C]baby
To ball-bustin' [D]bitch... Ooooooo[Cadd9]oooh
[G] [D] [C] [G] [D]
Oh, if you [G]ever turn off the TV
Oh, if you [C]ever put down the [G]bong
I might find it in my heart
To write [D]you a better song
But [G]instead of giving flak
Maybe [C]I should be giving [A7]thanks
For the [G]chlorine in the gene pool
Because I [D]know you're shooting [G]blanks
They don't need to [Cadd9]be
Swinging down to your [G]knees
Just a pair of [C]eggs
Or a pod of [D]peas... Pleeeee[Cadd9]ease!
[G] [D] [C] Grow a pair... [G]Yeaaah
[G] [D] [G] [D]
[G]Guess who swings the hammer
Oh, [C]guess who mows the [G]lawn
Guess who's got to stand up
Every time [D]someone does me wrong
Well, [G]I'm a patient woman
But it's [C]about time that I [A7]knew
Are you [G]ever gonna grow some balls
Or will I have to [D]do that for you [G]too?
They don't need to [Cadd9]be
Swinging down to your [G]knees
Just a pair of [C]eggs
Or a pod of [D]peas... Pleeeee[Cadd9]ease!
[G] [D] [C] [G] [D]
Well, it's [G]all just wasted effort
Each [C]moment that I [G]spend
Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
That your [D]balls may soon descend
Well, [G]I might seem high and mighty
But it's [C]just occurred to [A7]me
That if [G]someone's gonna grow some balls
Baby, it most [D]likely will be [G]me
And you don't want to [Cadd9]see
How I can turn the [G]switch
From sweet honey [C]baby
To ball-bustin' [D]bitch... Ooooooo[Cadd9]oooh
[G] [D] [C] [G] [D]
Oh, if you [G]ever turn off the TV
Oh, if you [C]ever put down the [G]bong
I might find it in my heart
To write [D]you a better song
But [G]instead of giving flak
Maybe [C]I should be giving [A7]thanks
For the [G]chlorine in the gene pool
Because I [D]know you're shooting [G]blanks
They don't need to [Cadd9]be
Swinging down to your [G]knees
Just a pair of [C]eggs
Or a pod of [D]peas... Pleeeee[Cadd9]ease!
[G] [D] [C] Grow a pair... [G]Yeaaah
