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Album version
[Am]You walk into the room
[/G#]With your pencil in your hand
[/G]You see somebody naked
And you[/F#] say, "Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[C]Just what you will [Em]say
When you get [Am]home
Be[C]cause something is [Em]happening here
But you [Am]don't know what it is
[F]Do you, Mister [Am]Jones?
You raise up your head )
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Am]You have many contacts
[C]Among the lumberjacks
To [F]get you facts
When someone attacks your imagi[Am]nation
But nobody has any respect
[C]Anyway they already expect you
To [F]just give a check
To [Dm]tax-deductible charity organi[G]zations[(/G#)]
You've been with the professors
And they've all liked your looks
With great lawyers ) you have
Discussed lepers and crooks
You've been through all of
F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
He asks you how it feels )
And he says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is )
Do you, Mister Jones?
Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones )
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Lyric variations from Live 1966
Before the flood version (1974)
[Am]what you're gonna [Em]say
When you get [Am]home
Budokan version (1978)
[Am]You walk into the room
[E+]With your pencil in your hand
[C/G]You see somebody naked
And you say, &[D9]quot;Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[Am]just what you're gonna [Em]say
Am Am Am Dm Am (intro figure)
When you get home
[C] something is [Em/B]happening
But you [Am]don't know what it is[C/G]
F Dm Am Am Am Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
You sneak in through the window
And you say, "Is this where it is?"
somebody points his finger at you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
someone else says, "Where what is?"
you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
to go see the geek
Who walks up to ya
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
something is happening
and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Am]You have many contacts
[C]Among the lumberjacks
To [F]get you facts
When someone attacks your imagi[Am]nation ('[Am]ma-[Am]gi-[Dm]na-[Am]tion)
But noone has any respect
[C]Anyway they just expect you
To [F]hand over your check to
[Dm]tax-deductible charity organi[G]zations
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
asks you how it feels
And says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
something is happening
and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You crawl into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And you put your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You gotta be made
To be wearing a telephone
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Real Live version (1984)
[Am]You walk into the room
[/G#]With your pencil in your hand
[/G]You see somebody naked
And you[/F#] say, "Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[Am]what you're gonna [Dm/F]say[Am]
Am Dm/F Am (intro figure)
When you get home
Be[C]cause something is [Em/B]happening here
But you [Am]don't know what it [C/G]is
F Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
. . .
Dm G . . . E/G# (or just E)
To tax-deductible charity organizations
Recent live versions (ca. 1995)
[Am]what you're gonna [Dm/F]say[Am]
Am Dm/F Am (intro figure)
When you get home
But you [Am]don't know what it [C/G]is
F Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
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Album version
[Am]You walk into the room
[/G#]With your pencil in your hand
[/G]You see somebody naked
And you[/F#] say, "Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[C]Just what you will [Em]say
When you get [Am]home
Be[C]cause something is [Em]happening here
But you [Am]don't know what it is
[F]Do you, Mister [Am]Jones?
You raise up your head )
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Am]You have many contacts
[C]Among the lumberjacks
To [F]get you facts
When someone attacks your imagi[Am]nation
But nobody has any respect
[C]Anyway they already expect you
To [F]just give a check
To [Dm]tax-deductible charity organi[G]zations[(/G#)]
You've been with the professors
And they've all liked your looks
With great lawyers ) you have
Discussed lepers and crooks
You've been through all of
F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
He asks you how it feels )
And he says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is )
Do you, Mister Jones?
Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones )
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Lyric variations from Live 1966
Before the flood version (1974)
[Am]what you're gonna [Em]say
When you get [Am]home
Budokan version (1978)
[Am]You walk into the room
[E+]With your pencil in your hand
[C/G]You see somebody naked
And you say, &[D9]quot;Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[Am]just what you're gonna [Em]say
Am Am Am Dm Am (intro figure)
When you get home
[C] something is [Em/B]happening
But you [Am]don't know what it is[C/G]
F Dm Am Am Am Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
You sneak in through the window
And you say, "Is this where it is?"
somebody points his finger at you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
someone else says, "Where what is?"
you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
to go see the geek
Who walks up to ya
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
something is happening
and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
[Am]You have many contacts
[C]Among the lumberjacks
To [F]get you facts
When someone attacks your imagi[Am]nation ('[Am]ma-[Am]gi-[Dm]na-[Am]tion)
But noone has any respect
[C]Anyway they just expect you
To [F]hand over your check to
[Dm]tax-deductible charity organi[G]zations
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
And without further notice
asks you how it feels
And says, "Here is your throat back
Thanks for the loan"
something is happening
and you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You crawl into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket
And you put your nose on the ground
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You gotta be made
To be wearing a telephone
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Real Live version (1984)
[Am]You walk into the room
[/G#]With your pencil in your hand
[/G]You see somebody naked
And you[/F#] say, "Who is that man?"
[F]You try so hard
But you [Dm]don't understand
[Am]what you're gonna [Dm/F]say[Am]
Am Dm/F Am (intro figure)
When you get home
Be[C]cause something is [Em/B]happening here
But you [Am]don't know what it [C/G]is
F Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
. . .
Dm G . . . E/G# (or just E)
To tax-deductible charity organizations
Recent live versions (ca. 1995)
[Am]what you're gonna [Dm/F]say[Am]
Am Dm/F Am (intro figure)
When you get home
But you [Am]don't know what it [C/G]is
F Dm Am (intro figure)
Do you, Mister Jones?
