Yeah,[A] baby I'm a'doi[E]n' fine since[A] you left me
And my friends seem to think I h[E]ave alot mor[A]e time
And as[D] far as I'm concerned, all th[A]e money that I earn
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e 1[A]-9[E]00 line.
Well she [A]said I was the greates[E]t lover she'd e[A]ver heard
And she said that I had [E]too much love fo[A]r you
And for a [D]small five dollar cover, she[A]'d be my long distance lover
And as [E]long as I pay her, she'[D]ll never say we[A]'re through.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and a[A] telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an eight-hundred[D] dollar cred[A]it line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that th[A]e money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in [A]Caroline. -
Well she [A]said that her phon[E]e name, it wa[A]s Madonna
And she said that she was [E]just like a virgin,[A] too.
Said, "I don't [D]care about your ole virginity, jus[A]t boost my masculinity
And [E]tell me that you[D]r love, well it's [A]so true.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and [A]a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an eight-hundred[D] dollar cre[A]dit line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that the[A] money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline. -
[D] [A] [E] [D] [A] [D] [A] [E] [D] [A]
[A]Baby, I'm a'doin'[E] fine since [A]you left me
And I'm glad that you just[E] up and let m[A]e be
Yeah, and y[D]ou can tell your mother, I'[A]ve done found me another
And I w[E]ouldn't call eve[D]n if you were [A]toll free.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and[A] a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an nine-hundred[D] dollar cre[A]dit line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that t[A]he money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline.
Yeah it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline.
And my friends seem to think I h[E]ave alot mor[A]e time
And as[D] far as I'm concerned, all th[A]e money that I earn
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e 1[A]-9[E]00 line.
Well she [A]said I was the greates[E]t lover she'd e[A]ver heard
And she said that I had [E]too much love fo[A]r you
And for a [D]small five dollar cover, she[A]'d be my long distance lover
And as [E]long as I pay her, she'[D]ll never say we[A]'re through.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and a[A] telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an eight-hundred[D] dollar cred[A]it line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that th[A]e money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in [A]Caroline. -
Well she [A]said that her phon[E]e name, it wa[A]s Madonna
And she said that she was [E]just like a virgin,[A] too.
Said, "I don't [D]care about your ole virginity, jus[A]t boost my masculinity
And [E]tell me that you[D]r love, well it's [A]so true.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and [A]a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an eight-hundred[D] dollar cre[A]dit line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that the[A] money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline. -
[D] [A] [E] [D] [A] [D] [A] [E] [D] [A]
[A]Baby, I'm a'doin'[E] fine since [A]you left me
And I'm glad that you just[E] up and let m[A]e be
Yeah, and y[D]ou can tell your mother, I'[A]ve done found me another
And I w[E]ouldn't call eve[D]n if you were [A]toll free.
- Cause I'm a[D] 1-900 user and[A] a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but [E]I've got an nine-hundred[D] dollar cre[A]dit line.
Yeah, and [D]I've got you to thank dear, that t[A]he money in my bank here
Well it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline.
Yeah it's [E]goin' to that littl[D]e girl out in C[A]aroline.
