Chord/Tab song: Your new boyfriend

Intro
[E]~[E7]~[A]~[Am]
Verse
[E]Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When [G#]I was a kid on VoIP
I [C#m]thought when I get older
I'd [A]~marry her, I [Am]~told her
[E]Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
[G#]Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
[C#m]If I could change a single thing
[A]I'd make it me and not him [F#m11]~
 
Chorus
But [A]he's in your bed, [Am]I'm in your Twitch chat[E]
[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]
And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills
That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills
[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him
'Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]
[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]arsehole
 
Woo!
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
 
Verse
[E]~Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The [G#m]one who took you away from me
[C#m]You hit it off instantly
[A]~I know, 'cause you won't stop [Am]~telling me
I've [E]seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
[G#]Push against his fashion sense
I've [C#m]thought about what he looks like nude
[A](I'm not gay, though)[Am]
[E]
 
Bridge
'Cause [E]she's living the [G#]
dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream
From [A]back when we were [Am]17
[E]She's living the [G#]dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream
From [A]back when we were [Am]17
[E]~How on earth could I be saved?
 
When I'm one click away from insane
[C#m]I just think that I deserve
A [A]~little bit of what [Am]~I earned
I'm [E]not gonna make another scene
The [G#]one I made when I was 23
Means I'm [C#m]not allowed in Disney World [A][Am][F#m11]~
 
Chorus
But [A]he's in your bed, [Am]I'm in your Twitch chat[E]
[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]
And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills
That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills
[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him
'Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]
[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]arsehole
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
 
Outro
I [E]think about you every day[G#] (every day)
So [C#m]how on earth can I be [A]saved?[Am] (Can I be saved?)
I [E]think about him a lot as [G#]well (I think about him)
[C#m]Maybe if he wasn't fine as [A]hell[Am] (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're [E]beauty
And [G#]you're grace (and you're grace)
Your [C#m]telephone calls are my [A]favourite [Am]place
And [E]I want you to [G#]notice me
[C#m]With no restraining [A]order, [Am]please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to [G#]care
[C#m]I want to smell your [A]hair[Am]
[E]