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Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore - John Prine
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Tabbed by: Dave S
Email: Dlgibson@netscape.com
Tuning: Standard
Artist: John Prine
Album: John Prine
Year: 1971
While di[G]gesting Readers Digest in the [C]back of a dirty book store
A [D]plastic flag with gum on the back Fell out on the [G]floor.
Well I [G]picked it up and ran outside And slapped it on my window[C]shield.
And If [D]I could see old Betsy Ross Id tell her how good I [G]feel.
(Chorus)
But, your [C]flag decal won?t get you into [G]Heaven anymore.
They?re al[D]ready overcrowded From your [G]dirty little war
Now [C]Jesus don?t like Killin? No matter [G]what the reasons for.
And your [D]flag decal won?t get you into Heaven any[G]more.[Bb][C][D]
Well I [G]went to the Bank this morning And the [C]cashier said to me
[D]If you join the Christmas Club We'll give you ten of them flags for [G]free.
[G]I didn?t mess a round a bit I took him up on what he [C]said
And [D]stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wifes fore[G]head.
(Chorus)
Well I [G]got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn?t [C]see
So I [D]ran my car upside a curb and right into a [G]tree
By the [G]time they got a doctor down I was already [C]dead,
And I?ll [D]never understand Why the man,
Standing in the Pearly Gates [G]said?
(Chorus)
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore - John Prine
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Tabbed by: Dave S
Email: Dlgibson@netscape.com
Tuning: Standard
Artist: John Prine
Album: John Prine
Year: 1971
While di[G]gesting Readers Digest in the [C]back of a dirty book store
A [D]plastic flag with gum on the back Fell out on the [G]floor.
Well I [G]picked it up and ran outside And slapped it on my window[C]shield.
And If [D]I could see old Betsy Ross Id tell her how good I [G]feel.
(Chorus)
But, your [C]flag decal won?t get you into [G]Heaven anymore.
They?re al[D]ready overcrowded From your [G]dirty little war
Now [C]Jesus don?t like Killin? No matter [G]what the reasons for.
And your [D]flag decal won?t get you into Heaven any[G]more.[Bb][C][D]
Well I [G]went to the Bank this morning And the [C]cashier said to me
[D]If you join the Christmas Club We'll give you ten of them flags for [G]free.
[G]I didn?t mess a round a bit I took him up on what he [C]said
And [D]stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wifes fore[G]head.
(Chorus)
Well I [G]got my windshield so filled with flags I couldn?t [C]see
So I [D]ran my car upside a curb and right into a [G]tree
By the [G]time they got a doctor down I was already [C]dead,
And I?ll [D]never understand Why the man,
Standing in the Pearly Gates [G]said?
(Chorus)
