Verse 1
[G]Laugh when he [D]jokes,
Slap [Em]him when he [Bm]chokes,
It's [C]time to [G]give up the [D]smokes.
And [G]oh when he [D]cries, don't [Em]wipe his [Bm]eyes,
Take the [C]wine from the [G]swine and [D]remind him of his c[G]rimes.
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.
Verse 2,
I[G]magine his su[D]prise,
When he [Em]opened his [Bm]eyes,
And [C]I'd run the [G]lawnmower [D]over his [G]thighs,
I[G]magine the dis[D]turbance
At the [Em]time of the occ[Bm]urrence,
When his [C]life became a [G]burden,
We [D]laughed at his [G]cries,
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.
Interlude,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[C]Ahhhhhhhh [G]oh
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
Where [C]lifes seen through your specta[G]cles
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.
[G]Laugh when he [D]jokes,
Slap [Em]him when he [Bm]chokes,
It's [C]time to [G]give up the [D]smokes.
And [G]oh when he [D]cries, don't [Em]wipe his [Bm]eyes,
Take the [C]wine from the [G]swine and [D]remind him of his c[G]rimes.
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.
Verse 2,
I[G]magine his su[D]prise,
When he [Em]opened his [Bm]eyes,
And [C]I'd run the [G]lawnmower [D]over his [G]thighs,
I[G]magine the dis[D]turbance
At the [Em]time of the occ[Bm]urrence,
When his [C]life became a [G]burden,
We [D]laughed at his [G]cries,
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.
Interlude,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap [D]seats,
[C]Ahhhhhhhh [G]oh
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
[G]Welcome to the [D]cheap s[D]eats,
Where [C]lifes seen through your specta[G]cles
Chorus,
[G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d,
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss,
[G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother world[G],
[G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss.