Chord/Tab song: Upon Westminster Bridge

INTRO

[A]
BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar

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GUITAR RIFF

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VERSE 1

Same old [E]Hampstead

[E]Ken Hom [A]wok set

[A]Dead sea [E]bath salts

[E]Jog proof [A]iPod

[A]Iron age [E]hill fort

[E]Long term [A]road works

[A]High tide [E]bird watch

[E]B&Q, [A]Homebase

If [D]Jesus came to [A]earth today

They'd [D]crucify him [A]straight away

U[D]pon a cross of [A]MDF

And [E]use No Need For [A]Nails

Bass riff x2

VERSE 2

[A]Ship shape [E]farmhouse

[E]Dry stone [A]wall chart

[A]Cash back [E]footspa

[E]Straight down [A]Ladbrookes

[A]Low cost [E]school trip

[E]Ram raid [A]Oxfam

[A]Christ, that [E]sun's hot

[E]Yes that's [A]right, Sir

[D]Help me Mrs [A]Medlicott

I [D]don't know what to [A]do

I've [D]only got three [A]bullets

And there's [E]four of Motley [A]Crue

Guitar riff

GUITAR SOLO

[A] [E] [A]

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[A] [E] [A]

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[D] [C#m] [E] [A]

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[D] [C#m] [E]

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[A]Spoiling Good Friday, my [E]ex-love sent to [A]me

[A]12 drummers [E]singing, [A]11 chairman [E]dancing,

[A]10 mascots [E]whinging, [A]9 stewards [E]flapping,

[A]8 christening [E]invites, [A]7 cows a [E]barking, [A]6 vicars [E]strumming

[A]Nick [B]fucking [E]Knowles

4 [A]boring words, Car[D]phone Ware[A]house and [E]Matalan

And a [A]pulled-up at [E]Bangor-[B]on-[A]Dee

[A]
[A]I'm driving [E]backwards at [A]peak hour

A[B]long the [E]Edgeware [A]Road

[A] [E] [A]