Chord/Tab song: Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor)

Going to the party

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Sipping on Bacardi

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Wanna meet a hottie

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But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
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[----9]There's Billy, Todd and Tommy

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They're on leave from the army

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The only boobs I'll see tonight will be

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made of origami
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(Brett's part)
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/f/flight_of_the_conchords/too_many_dicks_on_the_dance_floor_crd.html )
Tell the fellas, make it understood

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It ain't no good if there's too much wood

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Make sure you know before you go

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The dance floor bro-hoe ratio

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Five to one, it's a brodeo

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Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go

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Wait outside all night to find

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Twenty dudes in a conga line

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This is only half the song.