Chord/Tab song: Tonyage

"Tonyage" by the DESCENDENTS

words and music by Tony Lombardo/Bill Stevenson
as heard on the DESCENDENTS New Alliance Recording
"Milo Goes To College"

transcribed by Mark Woodruff

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Verse Figure w/ Verse #1 Lyrics
N.C. (drums, guitar & vocals enter)
1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 1 & 2 & 3 &

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D:------------------ ------------------ ------------------------------
A:---5--4----------- ---5--4----------- -----5----4-------------------
E:3-----------6--6-- 3-----------6--6-- 2/3-----------------6----6---- 

(bass arr. for guitar) eh, you beat up Fear's bass player


etc.

e:------------------------------ ------------------------------
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D:------------------------------ ------------------------------
A:-----5----4------------------- -----5----4-------------------
E:3-------------------6----6---- 3-------------------6----6---- 

yer all surfers last year three years ago it wasn't cool

Chorus w/ Chorus #1 Lyrics
[G5]1 & 2 & [Bb]3 & 4 &

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D:------------------------------ 5-------------------8-------------------
A:-----5----4------------------- 5-------------------8-------------------
E:3-------------------6----6---- 3-------------------6------------------- 

you spit on me but I'm no one eh, Bobby Pin had long hair but

[G5]1 & 2 & [Bb]3 & 4 &

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D:5-------------------8-------------------
A:5-------------------8-------------------
E:3-------------------6------------------- 

you spit on Darby Crash

[G5]1 & 2 & [Bb]3 & 4 &

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D:5-------------------8-------------------
A:5-------------------8-------------------
E:3-------------------6------------------- 

he had a fuckin' mohawk, man

[G5]1 & 2 & [Bb]3 & 4 &

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D:5-------------------8-------------------
A:5-------------------8-------------------
E:3-------------------6------------------- 

three years ago Forming in 'Seventy-five

Verse Figure Chorus
w/ Verse #2 Lyrics w/ Chorus #2 Lyrics

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(6 measures) (4 measures)

Bridge
(double time tempo)
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &

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G:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------
D:------------------------ ------------------------ ---5--4-----4--3--------
A:---5--4-----4--3-------- ---5--4-----4--3-------- 3--------3--------3--6--
E:3--------3--------3--6-- 3--------3--------3--6-- ------------------------ 

1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & [G5]1 & [Bb]2 & [C5]3 & [Eb]4 &

e:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------
B:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------
G:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------5--5--8-----
D:---5--4-----4--3-------- 5--4--3----------------- 5--5--8-----5--5--8-----
A:3--------3--------3--6-- ---------5--4--3-------- 5--5--8-----3--3--6-----
E:------------------------ ------------------3----- 3--3--6----------------- 

[G5]1 & [Bb]2 & [C5]3 & [Eb]4 & [F5]etc.[C5][Bb][C5][F5][C5][Bb][C5]

e:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------
B:------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------
G:------------5--5--8----- 10-10------------------- 10-10-------------------
D:5--5--8-----5--5--8----- 10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10- 10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-
A:5--5--8-----3--3--6----- 8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10- 8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-
E:3--3--6----------------- ------8--8--6--6--8--8-- ------8--8--6--6--8--8-- 

Outro (very fast)
[G5] [D5] [C5] [D5] [G5] [D5] [C5] [D5] [G5]1 [D5]& [Db]2 & [Bb]3 &

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G:12-12------------------- 12-12------------------- ---7--6-----------
D:12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12- 12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12- 5--7--6--x--8--8--
A:10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12- 10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12- 5--5--4--x--8--8--
E:------10-10-8--8--10-10- ------10-10-8--8--10-10- 3--------x--6--6-- 

(play 6 times)


Verse #2:

"I'm a New Waver...
My girlfriend's a surfer"
Well, she's more of a poser than you are
And she won't fuck you anyway

Chorus #2:

Eh, it doesn't matter...you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're a bunch of fucking drug addicts
Screwing up what we call fun

Bridge:

I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, no time to get laid
I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter

Outro:

Fake hardcore
You spit on the Urinals