Chord/Tab song: Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

Intro Lick - On Top String:

10-10-10-9
10-10-10-9
[7-9-3-12]
X2

[E7]
(Verse Progression)

[E7]I need to go shoppin
These sh[B7]oes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a t[E7]hing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from b[A7]ehind
[E7]Things that never cross a[B7] man's min[E7]d

LICK

[E7]Lets turn off the TV
Now ca[B7]n't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
Till we bo[E7]th drift off
If we don't make love
That'll b[A7]e just fine
[E7]Things that never cross a m[B7]an's min[E]d

(Chorus Progression)

That jok[B7]e is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in[E] the world I'll ever finish it
That car [B7]is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watchi[E7]n all this football is sure getting old
[C#m]Wish I was workin this week[E]end
Not on the[C#m] lake wettin my l[A7]ine
[E7]Things that never cross a [B7]man's m[E7]ind

Lick

Verse Progression

Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

Chorus Progression

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake threading my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Chorus Progression

I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin to start
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer!
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind