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(Really creative lyrics deleted :))
OK, the actual lyrics, as he does them in the studio, are as
follows:
A rainy [A]afternoo[A]n[sus][A][A][sus]
Spent in the [A]warmest[A] r[sus]oom[A][A][sus]
She l[E]ay before me and said
"Yes it's t[D]rue that I have seen some naked [A]men"[Asus4][A][A][sus]
As she made for the door
Leaving me on the floor
I wish I'd done biology
For an urge within me wanted to do it then
Chorus:
And here she c[E]omes again
And I'm [D]sitting on my hands
And she sing[A]s to me that siren song
Here she [E]comes again and I'm [D]biting my lip
But it won't be [A]long[A][sus][A][Asus4]
As Brother Barry said as he married Marion
The wife has three great attributes, Intelligence, a Swiss Army
knife and charm
But that's not enough some times
And she did speak her mind
And told them all that she believed
The only way to disarm is to disarm
Bridge
[Bm]I know people whose Id[F#m]ea of fun
Is throwing [D]stones in the [A]river in the [D]afternoon [A]sun
Oh [Bm]let me be as fr[F#m]ee as them
Don't l[E]et her pass this way again
Instrumental, play chords to the verses
Though you cannot be blamed, but I've become inflamed
With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power
thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao
We have such little time at your place or mine
I can't wait till we take our blood tests
Oh baby, let's take our blood tests now
Chorus again, then
[A] [A]It[sus] won't be [A]long[A][sus][E][A]
Admittedly, what Uncle Bill says in concert is different. He tends
to substitute "hairy" for "naked" in verse one and "drugs tests" for
"blood tests" during gigs, as William judiciously notes.
"She said it was only a figment of speech..."
(Really creative lyrics deleted :))
OK, the actual lyrics, as he does them in the studio, are as
follows:
A rainy [A]afternoo[A]n[sus][A][A][sus]
Spent in the [A]warmest[A] r[sus]oom[A][A][sus]
She l[E]ay before me and said
"Yes it's t[D]rue that I have seen some naked [A]men"[Asus4][A][A][sus]
As she made for the door
Leaving me on the floor
I wish I'd done biology
For an urge within me wanted to do it then
Chorus:
And here she c[E]omes again
And I'm [D]sitting on my hands
And she sing[A]s to me that siren song
Here she [E]comes again and I'm [D]biting my lip
But it won't be [A]long[A][sus][A][Asus4]
As Brother Barry said as he married Marion
The wife has three great attributes, Intelligence, a Swiss Army
knife and charm
But that's not enough some times
And she did speak her mind
And told them all that she believed
The only way to disarm is to disarm
Bridge
[Bm]I know people whose Id[F#m]ea of fun
Is throwing [D]stones in the [A]river in the [D]afternoon [A]sun
Oh [Bm]let me be as fr[F#m]ee as them
Don't l[E]et her pass this way again
Instrumental, play chords to the verses
Though you cannot be blamed, but I've become inflamed
With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power
thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao
We have such little time at your place or mine
I can't wait till we take our blood tests
Oh baby, let's take our blood tests now
Chorus again, then
[A] [A]It[sus] won't be [A]long[A][sus][E][A]
Admittedly, what Uncle Bill says in concert is different. He tends
to substitute "hairy" for "naked" in verse one and "drugs tests" for
"blood tests" during gigs, as William judiciously notes.
"She said it was only a figment of speech..."
