Intro: G - C/G - G - C/G
Oh, I just lo[G]ve the kind of woman who can w[C]alk[Cmaj7] over a ma[Am]n
I mean like a g[C]od damn [Cmaj7]marching ba[Am]nd
She says, like li[Dmadd9]terally, m[C]usic is the[Cmaj7] air she [Am]breathes
And the malaprops m[D7]ake me want to fkin[Em]g scream
I wonder if she ev[D7]en knows what that word me[Em]ans
Well, it's [B7]literally n[Em]ot that
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Of the few main th[G]ings I hate about her, one's her p[C]etty, [Cmaj7]vogue idea[Am]s
Someone's been told too many tim[C]es they're b[Cmaj7]eyond their ye[Am]ars
By every [Dmadd9]half-wit of distinc[C]tion she [Cmaj7]keeps arou[Am]nd
And now ev[D7]ery insufferable c[Em]onvo
Features her pa[D7]tiently explaining th[Em]e cosmos
Of which s[B7]he's in the mi[Em]ddle
O[C/G]h my Go[D7]d, I swear this never hap[Am]pens
[C/G]Lately, [D7]I can't stop the wheels from [Am]spinning
I f[C/G]eel so unco[Am]nvincing
When I [C/G]fumble with y[Am]our buttons[D]
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She blames her ex[G]cess on my influence but gladly Ho[C]overs [Cmaj7]all my dru[Am]gs
I found her naked with the be[C]st friend[Cmaj7] in the t[Am]ub
We sang "S[Dmadd9]ilent Night" in thr[C]ee parts [Cmaj7]which was [Am]fun
Til she said that she so[D7]unds just like Sarah[Em] Vaughan
I hate that soulful affec[D7]tation white girls put[Em] on
Why don't you m[B7]ove to the D[Em]elta?
I obl[C/G]iged later on when you b[B7]egged me to c[C/G]hoke ya
Oh, I just lo[G]ve the kind of woman who can w[C]alk[Cmaj7] over a ma[Am]n
I mean like a g[C]od damn [Cmaj7]marching ba[Am]nd
She says, like li[Dmadd9]terally, m[C]usic is the[Cmaj7] air she [Am]breathes
And the malaprops m[D7]ake me want to fkin[Em]g scream
I wonder if she ev[D7]en knows what that word me[Em]ans
Well, it's [B7]literally n[Em]ot that
[G] [-] [C/G] [-] [G] [-] [C/G]
Of the few main th[G]ings I hate about her, one's her p[C]etty, [Cmaj7]vogue idea[Am]s
Someone's been told too many tim[C]es they're b[Cmaj7]eyond their ye[Am]ars
By every [Dmadd9]half-wit of distinc[C]tion she [Cmaj7]keeps arou[Am]nd
And now ev[D7]ery insufferable c[Em]onvo
Features her pa[D7]tiently explaining th[Em]e cosmos
Of which s[B7]he's in the mi[Em]ddle
O[C/G]h my Go[D7]d, I swear this never hap[Am]pens
[C/G]Lately, [D7]I can't stop the wheels from [Am]spinning
I f[C/G]eel so unco[Am]nvincing
When I [C/G]fumble with y[Am]our buttons[D]
[G] [-] [C/G] [-] [G] [-] [C/G]
She blames her ex[G]cess on my influence but gladly Ho[C]overs [Cmaj7]all my dru[Am]gs
I found her naked with the be[C]st friend[Cmaj7] in the t[Am]ub
We sang "S[Dmadd9]ilent Night" in thr[C]ee parts [Cmaj7]which was [Am]fun
Til she said that she so[D7]unds just like Sarah[Em] Vaughan
I hate that soulful affec[D7]tation white girls put[Em] on
Why don't you m[B7]ove to the D[Em]elta?
I obl[C/G]iged later on when you b[B7]egged me to c[C/G]hoke ya
