CAPO 5 or to taste

TALKING BIT...
Is this bloody thing on?
If I can have your attention please, uh,
Gentlemen would you like to select your partners for the last dance
of the evening, thank you.

INTRO G , G G G D D D G G G , G

GI'm tryin' to Cwaltz and I can't even Gwalk,
GI'm wrecked I'm a mess and, can hardly Dtalk,
Two Gsteps to the south and Cthree to the north,
DDoin' the last lager Gwaltz.GDG

GSaturday night and I'm Clegless Gagain,
GA bottle of bundy and two dozen Dcans,
But Gthe hoonin' and boozin' are Cnearin' an end,
And we're Ddown to the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three Gburp
GExcuse me please, Dthought it was a fart,
Cdoin' the Dlast lager Gwaltz.GDG

GBetter go for a slash 'for the Cend of the Gdance,
GThen again I might sit here and just ps me Dpants,
But I Gdone that already so I'll Cgo to the gents
While the Dband plays the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three, G(aaaaggghhh!)
GWrong dunny, Dyou meet some nice sheilas sometimes,.. Gat the last
lager waltz.GDG

GI'm back from out back and I'm Cback in the Ghall,
GBut everyone's starin' as I cross the Dfloor,
Better Gzip meself up before he Ccatches a cold,
And get Don with the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three, Gnow you get in there,
GPlease, and Dpull yer head in
while I'm Cdoin' the Dlast lager Gwaltz.GDG

GJust settled down but I'm Coff again Gquick,
GAnd head back out back, 'cause I'm gonna be Dsick,
The room's Gspinnin' and turnin an' I'm Cfeeling like sht
I'm Dchucking the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three, (GCRASH !)...Jeez !
DDon't step on the pies and the Gcakes
in the Dlast lager Gwaltz.GDG

GI can't recall how but I'm Chere in the Gyard,
GOops sorry mate did I Dchuck on your car?
I Greally didn't think I could Cchunder that far,
That's Dpretty good for the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three, (Gthump!)
GHe hit me! Dyou shouldn't drink if you get nasty
at the last lager Gwaltz.GDG

GI'm tryin' to crawl 'cause I Ccan't even Gwalk,
GMe mouth is all swollen and me Dribs are all sore,
GI've never had, this much Cfun before
It's Dgreat at the last lager Gwaltz.Em

DOne two three one two three,
GThink I'll go to sleep, Dyes curl up right here and dream of the last
lager Gwaltz.GDG

GI'm tryin' to waltz, and I Ccan't even Gwalk,
GI'm wrecked, I'm a mess and me Dlips are all sore,
Two Gsteps to the south, andC three to the north,
D G G G G D D D G G G , G
And we're doin' the last lager waltz. (O U T R O .........!)