Chord/Tab song: The Cigar Song

Intro: C G D (x2)

Well I'm a [D]sucker for f[C]ine Cuban cigars
[G]The problem is I can't a[D]fford em
But l[D]ast year I went and got mys[C]elf a whole box
[G]Just to be safe I ins[D]ured em
I t[A]ook out a p[G]olicy against f[D]ire and theft
[A]Then I h[G]urried on h[D]ome
With a [A]50 cent l[G]ighter I sat [D]on my [D/F#]back st[G]eps
And I s[C]moked em o[G]ne by o[D]ne

[C] [G] [D]

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
And I handed him my claims
With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires
They'd all gone up in flames
They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
I took that check bought a whole new box
And I smoked em one by one

Instrumental: C G D D C G A

Two weeks later this detective shows up
Tells me that company's pressing charges
One speedy trial later they locked me up
On 24 seperate counts of arson
And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall
Looking back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some 10 cent cigars
And I smoke em one by one

Yeah I s[C]moke em o[G]ne by one

Outro: C G D (x2)