Chord/Tab song: The Cheapest Key

CAPO: 3rd Fret

INTRO: G C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F
C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F C

A is for all the times I [G]bit my tongue[C]
B is for bullsht and you [G]fed me some[Dm]
C is for charity and [G]now you're mine[Dm]
D is for dollars, but you're [G]counting dimes[C]
E is the exit sign, back[G]stage at shows[C]
F is my favourite letter, [G]as you know[Dm]
G is for god loves a [G]patient man[Dm]
Who spends his days living in [G]ego-land[F]

CHORUS:
You always write it in the [G]cheapest key[F]
You always blame it on the [G]cheapest key[F]

G C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F C 

You always play me in the cheapest key

They say the start's always the [G]hardest part[C]
But like you know, baby, [G]I'm all warmed up[Dm]
Sometimes I want to shout your [G]name out loud[Dm]
And let them in on what you're [G]all about[F]

CHORUS:
You always write it in the [G]cheapest key[F]
You always blame it on the [G]cheapest key[F]
You always play me in the [G]cheapest [C]key

INSTRUMENTAL: C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F

BRIDGE:
But [Am]don't get me wrong, here [G]comes my softer [C]side
[G]And there it [C]goes
'Cause [F]I've been on the road too [Em]long to sympa[G]thize
[C]With what you think [Em]you're [F]owed

CHORUS:
You always write it in the [G]cheapest key[F]
You always blame it on the [G]cheapest key[F]
You always play me in the [G]cheapest [C]key

OUTRO:

C-Cadd9-C-F C C-Cadd9-C-F

The cheapest [C]key[C-Cadd9-C-F]
The cheapest [C]key [C-Cadd9-C-F] [C]