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A G E (x2)
VERSE (x2):
[A]When did my [G]room get a [E]ceiling?
[A]I?ve never [G]seen it be[E]fore.
[A]That?s what I [G]get for de[E]voting
[A]all of my [G]time to the [E]floor.
[C#m]Sit down, you walking [B]di[E]saster.[F#7]
[C#m]Look up and ask your[B]self,
?[E]What can I [F#7]see in the [A]plaster'[G][E][A][G][E]
[A] [G] [E]
[A] [G] [C#]
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A G E (x2)
VERSE (x2):
[A]When did my [G]room get a [E]ceiling?
[A]I?ve never [G]seen it be[E]fore.
[A]That?s what I [G]get for de[E]voting
[A]all of my [G]time to the [E]floor.
[C#m]Sit down, you walking [B]di[E]saster.[F#7]
[C#m]Look up and ask your[B]self,
?[E]What can I [F#7]see in the [A]plaster'[G][E][A][G][E]
[A] [G] [E]
[A] [G] [C#]