Chord/Tab song: Talk to My Lawyer

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Capo on IV

Pretty simple pattern here: each verse is C F G, and each chorus is F C G C. Drop
your pinkie on the high E string if you'd like.

[C]Well I was outside city hall

[F]Slipped and took a terrible fall

[G]Negligence on the part of I don't care [C]who

I fell so hard I was seeing stars

[F]Dollar signs fell from Mars

[G]The man who helped me up said I should [C]sue


[F]He was a lawyer

[C]He was all out of breath[G][C]


[C]Once I had an accident

[F]Not too bad, just a little dent

[G]A Mercedes hit me from the [C]rear

A man walked out in a three piece suit

[F]Asked if a thousand dollars would do

[G]I said let me think for a minute [C]here

CHORUS
[F]Gotta talk to my lawyer

[C]I might have whiplash

[G]I might have trauma

Let's not talk [C]petty cash

[F]I've got a witness

[C]Put a hand on the bible

[G]Jury jury hallelujah

You might be [C]liable

Well my mama said Uncle Jim
I just don't know what's wrong with him
That son of mine is a no good big wazoo
Well I have never overheard
Such a bunch of slanderous words
I tell you mama, I've got a mind to sue

CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Mama that was vicious
Defamation of character, wrongful and malicious
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable, mama

Then I was trying to open up my map
Spilled my coffee on my lap
How was I to know that it was hot
Went back to that fast food place
To the manager with the happy face
Said I want the name of whoever brewed that pot

CHORUS
Gotta talk to my lawyer
Think I've got a pretty good case
Get some crutches, maybe put on a neck brace
I've got a witness
Put a hand on the bible
Jury jury hallelujah
You might be liable