Chord/Tab song: Sweaty Betty

'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads

Rodan.......rodan@another.com

Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)

Intro....G D F D x 4,
G D E D x 4

Well, she wo[G]re big knickers,
And she worked on a sewage farm,[G][D][E][D]
I got me ha[G]nd down her jeans an',
I nearly lost half me arm,[G][D][E][D]
But [F]after ten pints,she [D]looked quite fit,
Couldn't [C]wait to get me hands on her f[Bb]labby tits.
Sweaty Be[G]tty, [E] [F] [E] x2

So I [G]said slap that and ride the ripples,[G][D][E][D]
I've just [G]got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,[G][D][E][D]
She had a [F]massive arse, and s[D]weaty breasts,
[C]Thirty eight chins, she were a mo[Bb]und of flesh.

Sweaty B[G]etty,
She eats a l[D]ot of pies,
Sweaty Be[F]tty,
She's got en[D]ormous thighs,
Sweaty B[G]etty,
Have you s[D]melt her breath,
Sweaty B[F]etty,
She'll crush a [D]man to death G D E D x2.

And I k[G]new that she wanted me f't shag her,[G][D][E][D]
So I sta[G]bbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,[G][D][E][D]
I c[F]ouldn't believe the s[D]ize of her bum,
She u[C]sed to play for Wigan at the b[Bb]ack of the scrum.

G D F D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

An' I've s[F]een nowt like it since d[D]ay I were born,
But y[C]ou know me, I'll shag o[Bb]wt that's warm
G D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,

Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.