[Intro]
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[Verse]
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[A]I was up in the morning with the TV blaring
[A]Brush my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news
[A]All the beaches were closed, the ocean was a Red Sea
[A]But there was no one there to part in two
[D]There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage
[D]Staten Island disappeared at noon
[A]They say the midwest is in great distress
[A]And NASA blew up the moon
[Chorus]
[G]The ozone layer has no ozone anymore
And you're gonna [D]leave me for the guy next door?
[A]I'm sick of you
[A]I'm sick of you
[Verse]
[A]They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor
[A]Sold the Empire State to Japan
[A]And Oliver North married William Secord
[A]And gave birth to a little Teheran
[D]And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship
[D]If he dies he wants to go out in style
[A]And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink
[A]Of some human waste dumped in the Nile
[Chorus]
[G]Well, one thing is certainly true
No one [D]here knows what to do
[A]And I'm sick of you
[A]I'm sick of you
[Solo]
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[Verse]
[A]The radio said there were 400 dead
[A]In some small town in Arkansas
[A]Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor
[A]And killed everybody he saw
[D]Now he's on Morton Downey and he's glowing and shiney
[D]Doctors say this is a medical advance
[A]They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned
[A]In every human experience
[Chorus]
[G]Well I know one thing that really is true
This here[D]'s a zoo and the keeper ain't you
[A]And I'm sick of it
[A]I'm sick of you
[Verse]
[A]They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps
[A]And died being treated at Mt. Sinal
[A]And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill
[A]Some wired doctor prescribed for stress
[D]My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps
[D]They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
[A]It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
[A]After running over Rudy Giuliani
[Chorus]
[G]They say the President's dead but no one can find his head
It's bee[D]n missing now for weeks
[A]But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit
[A]And I'm Sick of it
[A]I'm sick of you
[A]I'm so sick of you
"Bye, bye, bye"
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[Verse]
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[A]I was up in the morning with the TV blaring
[A]Brush my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news
[A]All the beaches were closed, the ocean was a Red Sea
[A]But there was no one there to part in two
[D]There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage
[D]Staten Island disappeared at noon
[A]They say the midwest is in great distress
[A]And NASA blew up the moon
[Chorus]
[G]The ozone layer has no ozone anymore
And you're gonna [D]leave me for the guy next door?
[A]I'm sick of you
[A]I'm sick of you
[Verse]
[A]They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor
[A]Sold the Empire State to Japan
[A]And Oliver North married William Secord
[A]And gave birth to a little Teheran
[D]And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship
[D]If he dies he wants to go out in style
[A]And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink
[A]Of some human waste dumped in the Nile
[Chorus]
[G]Well, one thing is certainly true
No one [D]here knows what to do
[A]And I'm sick of you
[A]I'm sick of you
[Solo]
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[Verse]
[A]The radio said there were 400 dead
[A]In some small town in Arkansas
[A]Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor
[A]And killed everybody he saw
[D]Now he's on Morton Downey and he's glowing and shiney
[D]Doctors say this is a medical advance
[A]They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned
[A]In every human experience
[Chorus]
[G]Well I know one thing that really is true
This here[D]'s a zoo and the keeper ain't you
[A]And I'm sick of it
[A]I'm sick of you
[Verse]
[A]They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps
[A]And died being treated at Mt. Sinal
[A]And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill
[A]Some wired doctor prescribed for stress
[D]My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps
[D]They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
[A]It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
[A]After running over Rudy Giuliani
[Chorus]
[G]They say the President's dead but no one can find his head
It's bee[D]n missing now for weeks
[A]But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit
[A]And I'm Sick of it
[A]I'm sick of you
[A]I'm so sick of you
"Bye, bye, bye"
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