Chord/Tab song: Shaved Off His Beard

Well, there [A]once was a man
And that man had a Beard
He sh[G]aved off his Beard
And now he's d[A]ead!
And there [A]once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
She a[G]sked him to shave It often
And now she's d[A]ead!

Now she's d[D]ead! (Now she's dead!)
Now she's d[A]ead! (Now she's dead!)
Now he's d[G]ead!
Now he's [A]de[B]ad[C]!
Now they're d[D]ead! (Now they're dead!)
Now they're d[A]ead! (Now they're dead!)
Gr[G]ow up Beard or you'll be d[A]ead!

Well the G[A]irl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
the p[G]eople who attended are nowde[A]ad.
So the gr[A]ave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
[G]and he had a beard and cant be k[A]illed.

Can't be k[D]illed! (Can't be killed!)
Can't be k[A]illed! (Can't be killed!)
Had a B[G]eard
Can't be k[A]il[B]le[C]d!
Can't be k[D]illed! (Can't be killed!)
Can't be k[A]illed! (Can't be killed!)
[G]Have a Beard and can't be k[A]illed!

Well, there [A]once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
He sh[G]aved off his Beard
And now he's sh[A]it!

Now he's sh[D]it! (Now he's shit!)
Now he's sh[A]it! (Now he's shit!)
Now he's sh[G]it!
Now he's [A]sh[B]it[C]!
Now he's sh[D]it! (Now he's shit!)
Hitch is sh[A]it! (Hitch is shit!)
Sh[G]aved off his Beard and now he's sh[A]it!