SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUYS (Christine Lavin)
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[This song is really in D, I think. I play it in A, capoed up five frets.
Turns out Christine probably plays in it D (capo 2). I've written the
chords down in A; if you want Christine's chords, buy her songbook.]
[Indented words are spoken.]
[Intro: A - Bbo - Bm7 - E over and over; Bbox12020]
[Christine:] Okay everybody, it's time for a little sing-along, but just
for you guys out there, all right? This is called "Sensitive
New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your
car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing
along on this song, it'll help you with your male bonding
kind of thing. And to help you, I've rounded up every
sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight, so you
just sing along with them, please, don't be shy!
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who like to talk about their feelings?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who's into crystals, into healing?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who are hard to tell from women?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[D]Who like to cry at [Dm]weddings, who think "[A]Rambo" [A/G#]is ups[F#7]etting?
B7 (tacet) B7 (tacet)
Who tapes "Thirtysomething" on their VCR's?
E7 F7 E7 A Bbo Bm7 E (etc.)
Who's got "Child on Board" stickers on their cars?
Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Christine:] Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
guys not into brutal, violent contact sports. Lets ask these
sensitive guys right here... hey guys, do you know who plays
in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Guys:] (Mumble, mumble...) Andreas Vollenweider?
[Christine:] Ooo, good answer, good answer!
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who likes music that's repetitious?
[Amaj7] [C#m] [Cm] [Bm] [Bbm]
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[This song is really in D, I think. I play it in A, capoed up five frets.
Turns out Christine probably plays in it D (capo 2). I've written the
chords down in A; if you want Christine's chords, buy her songbook.]
[Indented words are spoken.]
[Intro: A - Bbo - Bm7 - E over and over; Bbox12020]
[Christine:] Okay everybody, it's time for a little sing-along, but just
for you guys out there, all right? This is called "Sensitive
New Age Guys" and wherever you are right now, riding in your
car or lying on the beach with your Walkman on, please sing
along on this song, it'll help you with your male bonding
kind of thing. And to help you, I've rounded up every
sensitive guy I could find in New York City tonight, so you
just sing along with them, please, don't be shy!
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who like to talk about their feelings?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who's into crystals, into healing?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who are hard to tell from women?
([Amaj7]Sensitive [C#m]new [Cm]age [Bm]guys)[E]
[D]Who like to cry at [Dm]weddings, who think "[A]Rambo" [A/G#]is ups[F#7]etting?
B7 (tacet) B7 (tacet)
Who tapes "Thirtysomething" on their VCR's?
E7 F7 E7 A Bbo Bm7 E (etc.)
Who's got "Child on Board" stickers on their cars?
Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved "Three Men and a Baby", a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet whose tax-free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channelling, and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we've got pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Christine:] Lots of guys don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdome...
guys not into brutal, violent contact sports. Lets ask these
sensitive guys right here... hey guys, do you know who plays
in the Seattle Kingdome?
[Guys:] (Mumble, mumble...) Andreas Vollenweider?
[Christine:] Ooo, good answer, good answer!
A Bbo Bm7 E
Who likes music that's repetitious?
[Amaj7] [C#m] [Cm] [Bm] [Bbm]
