[A]Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to [E]slur
And some [D]sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my [A]shirt
[A]There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my [E]head
My friends [D]passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-[A]red
When [D]what to my [A]wandering [E]eyes should ap[D]pear
[D]I feel like Elliot when [A]ET drank the [E]beer
Knock me [A]down, her hair is [D]brown, her eyes are [E]big and blue
A thunder[A]bolt that turned this [D]mad dog to a [E]puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in [F#]love with the [E]girl in the [D]other [B]room, [F#]ten feet [E]away but I [D]hit the [A]moon
With [F#]glitter in the [E]air it's so [D]easy to [B]see
[B]That she's gotta marry someone and it [D]might be me
[A]Woah, [E]Woah (end on A, lead into next verse)
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[A]The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of [E]her
She's like [D]legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my [A]shirt
[A]What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my [E]god
I've been [D]struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the [A]spot
When [D]what to my [A]wandering [E]eyes should ap[D]pear
[D]Is she really coming [A]toward me for a [E]beer?
Knock me [A]down, her hair is [D]brown, her eyes are [E]big and blue
A thunder[A]bolt that turned this [D]mad dog to a [E]puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in [F#]love with the [E]girl in the [D]other [B]room, [F#]ten feet [E]away but I [D]hit the [A]moon
With [F#]glitter in the [E]air it's so [D]easy to [B]see
[B]That she's gotta marry someone and it [D]might be me
That's basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.
And some [D]sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my [A]shirt
[A]There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my [E]head
My friends [D]passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-[A]red
When [D]what to my [A]wandering [E]eyes should ap[D]pear
[D]I feel like Elliot when [A]ET drank the [E]beer
Knock me [A]down, her hair is [D]brown, her eyes are [E]big and blue
A thunder[A]bolt that turned this [D]mad dog to a [E]puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in [F#]love with the [E]girl in the [D]other [B]room, [F#]ten feet [E]away but I [D]hit the [A]moon
With [F#]glitter in the [E]air it's so [D]easy to [B]see
[B]That she's gotta marry someone and it [D]might be me
[A]Woah, [E]Woah (end on A, lead into next verse)
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[A]The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of [E]her
She's like [D]legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my [A]shirt
[A]What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my [E]god
I've been [D]struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the [A]spot
When [D]what to my [A]wandering [E]eyes should ap[D]pear
[D]Is she really coming [A]toward me for a [E]beer?
Knock me [A]down, her hair is [D]brown, her eyes are [E]big and blue
A thunder[A]bolt that turned this [D]mad dog to a [E]puppy at a petting zoo
I'm in [F#]love with the [E]girl in the [D]other [B]room, [F#]ten feet [E]away but I [D]hit the [A]moon
With [F#]glitter in the [E]air it's so [D]easy to [B]see
[B]That she's gotta marry someone and it [D]might be me
That's basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.